Whoever leaked theÂ Jennette McCurdyÂ lingerie photos, I recommend you go on the run or turn yourself in, because it sounds like she knowsÂ exactlyÂ who you are, and she’s not at all psyched about what you did, shockingly enough.
This past weekend, photos of theÂ Sam & CatÂ star posing in her underwear popped up all over the internet like little NSFW daisies. They don’t show any…um…strictly anatomical parts, but they’re definitely intimate photos, and since Jennette is a Nickelodeon star, they have the potential to damage her career. It’s also important to note that at twenty-one, Jennette is a legal adult and this isn’t underage material…but she certainly didn’t mean for everybody to have that. And you know how know that? Because she didn’t send it to all of us. According to her, she only sent it to one person.
To anyone disappointed: I sent those pics to 1 person. You can connect the dots. Shocked someone would stoop so low. I just speak w/ candor.
â€” Jennette McCurdy (@jennettemccurdy) March 4, 2014
Yikes. Based on that, suspicion immediately fell on Jennette’s ex-boyfriend, NBA starÂ Andre Drummond, whom she dated very briefly before publicly insulting him in the media while explaining why they broke up:
â€śIt only lasted like a week, it was really short. My first kiss with him was after we had gone laser tagging. I stood on a chairâ€¦ I sort of went for it. But it wasnâ€™t great. It didnâ€™t go great. No sparks and the mouthâ€¦ the shapes werenâ€™t right.â€ť
Okay so that’s…embarrassing. Not something I’d love to be out there about me, and I feel the same way about Jennette’s lingerie photos, so maybe these two events are connected? Maybe Andre leaked the photos as revenge for having his makeout skilllzzzz questioned? Nope!
For all the speculations about leaking anything, I have nothing to do with it. I’m focused on basketball. Thank you
â€” Andre Drummond (@AndreDrummondd) March 3, 2014
So who’s the next suspect? Name him, and he shall be brought to justice! AndÂ Dylan SprouseÂ shall serve as judge, because after all –Â he’s been there before himself.