• Fri, Feb 28 - 8:34 am ET

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Are Finally Engaged, It Feels Like We’ve Been Waiting Since The ’70s

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at LA Lakers game January 2013FINALLY! After way too many rumors and fakeouts, it looks like Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are finally engaged to be married. This is according to reports from both E! News and People. In case you’re not ready to take an anonymous source’s word for it, you can just look on Mila’s left ring finger, where yesterday she was photographed sporting a huge diamond ring. And she wore it with her usual super-casual clothes, which hopefully means it’s not just some non-engagement ring she wore to go with her outfit. IT BETTER NOT BE, MILA! We’ve been duped before.

We’ve been hearing about these two getting engaged for ages now. There have been reports that Ashton was waiting until that pesky marriage to Demi Moore was over to propose, and since their divorce is final now, it seems like that could have been the case. We’ve even heard pregnancy rumors. This time the reports better stick, because it’s about damn time. They’ve been dating for almost two whole years now, and on top of that they’ve known each other since the ’70s. Okay, so it was the fictional ’70s, but it feels like the real ’70s. Yes, it feels like they’ve been dating since before Mila was even born. That’s what I’m saying.

I for one am surprisingly excited about this news. When they first got together, having seen approximately four and a half episodes of That ’70s Show and not being particularly obsessed with either of them on their own, I was like so bored. “Whatever,” I yawned, filing my nails for effect. “They’ll break up in a few months and we’ll forget about them.” Then I started seeing photos of them walking around drinking coffee in sweatpants and shyly locking lips on the kiss cam, and I did fifteen double takes. They’re so cute!

Hey Ashton Kutcher, this better not mark the return of Punk’d or something. Let’s face it, Jimmy Kimmel has replaced you. Let’s keep things sincere now, mmkay?

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