I doubt that you’ve spent much time worrying lately thatÂ Kendall JennerÂ might not fit in with the rest of the family, given that her Instagram proves she’s a carbon effing copy ofÂ Kim Kardashian, but regardless, I have new information to set you at ease.
It’s a time-honored tradition in the Kardashian Family to believe that anyone in your field of vision is obsessed with you, and in a recent interview with Marie Claire Mexico, Kendall has proven she’s no different. Probably loads and loads of people are obsessed with her across the whole globe everywhere, but to find a close-to-home admirer, Kendall had to Â look no further than her younger sister (and supposed novel co-author),Â Kylie Jenner.
“She was obsessed with me. She followed me everywhere.”
It’s an idea straight out ofÂ Mean Girls;Â assuming that you see someone around all the time because she’s infatuated with you, and not because the two of you SHARE A HOME AND A SET OF PARENTS. But probably the most annoying part of Kendall’s statement…is that she happens to be right. Kylie admits:
“If she got up in the middle of the night, I got up of the middle of the night. I literally couldn’t leave her side. We even matched everything we wore.”
WELL GREAT. Thanks for nothing, Kylie. I was really trying to have your back there and assume you were an independent human in the world, but you do you, y’know?
Apparently this was a while ago though, and now the two girls have gone in different directions with how they act and what they wear and how they’re styled. Except on the cover of Marie Claire Mexico, where they’re dressed super similarly — minus the fact thatÂ Kylie had to keep her three-dimensional form while Kendall got Photoshopped down to two dimensions.
I guess we know what Kylie will be asking for on her next magazine cover.