Somebody pinch me or clap in front of my face or something, because I think I might’ve fallen asleep and woken up in the plot ofÂ Mean GirlsÂ somehow. I read this thing onÂ RadarÂ that saysÂ Selena GomezÂ is currently plotting revenge onÂ Miley CyrusÂ for supposedly hooking up withÂ Justin Bieber…and that sounds like something straight out of my dreams.
Not that anyone reallyÂ wants celebrities to be beefing with each other (can’t believe I just used that phrase), but if they are, Selena, Miley, and Justin are a hell of a triangle. And apparently it doesn’t stop there, because according to that post,Â Taylor SwiftÂ andÂ Demi LovatoÂ are in on it too, helping Selena come up with a plan to get back at Miley and Justin for all the cheating stuff. Honestly just splash the water on my face right now, because this is too good to be true.
â€śBoth Taylor and Demi know how heartbroken Selena has been and they hate what Miley did to her. All four girls used to be friendly, but when Selena heardÂ Miley started making moves on Justin, it went downhill.â€ť
Apparently Selena suspects all this move-making went down last June, when Miley and Justin were hanging out after the Jelena breakup, and ever since then Selena, Demi, and Taylor have been ‘freezing her out ofÂ lucrative appearancesÂ and â€śtrash talkingâ€ť her to everyone in Hollywood.’ And for her own part, Miley is allegedly aware of all this, and has been trying to avoid Selena and her crew:
“She checks in with club owners and event planners to make sure those girls wonâ€™t be around.”
And even when everybody does run into each other, like at a pre-Grammy party on January 25th, apparently the situation gets even moreÂ Mean Girls:
“It was like a high school partyâ€¦certain groups of girls were definitely keeping their distance.”
I figure there’s only like a 10% chance this story is even close to true, but I can dare to dream, okay? LIFE REALLY IS A MOVIE.