Selena Gomez Plotting Revenge On Miley For Hooking Up With Justin…Is This Mean Girls Right Now?

Selena Gomez arriving at LAX February 2014 dark glassesSomebody pinch me or clap in front of my face or something, because I think I might’ve fallen asleep and woken up in the plot of Mean Girls somehow. I read this thing on Radar that says Selena Gomez is currently plotting revenge on Miley Cyrus for supposedly hooking up with Justin Bieber…and that sounds like something straight out of my dreams.

Not that anyone really wants celebrities to be beefing with each other (can’t believe I just used that phrase), but if they are, Selena, Miley, and Justin are a hell of a triangle. And apparently it doesn’t stop there, because according to that post, Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato are in on it too, helping Selena come up with a plan to get back at Miley and Justin for all the cheating stuff. Honestly just splash the water on my face right now, because this is too good to be true.

“Both Taylor and Demi know how heartbroken Selena has been and they hate what Miley did to her. All four girls used to be friendly, but when Selena heard Miley started making moves on Justin, it went downhill.”

Apparently Selena suspects all this move-making went down last June, when Miley and Justin were hanging out after the Jelena breakup, and ever since then Selena, Demi, and Taylor have been ‘freezing her out of lucrative appearances and “trash talking” her to everyone in Hollywood.’ And for her own part, Miley is allegedly aware of all this, and has been trying to avoid Selena and her crew:

“She checks in with club owners and event planners to make sure those girls won’t be around.”

And even when everybody does run into each other, like at a pre-Grammy party on January 25th, apparently the situation gets even more Mean Girls:

“It was like a high school party…certain groups of girls were definitely keeping their distance.”

I figure there’s only like a 10% chance this story is even close to true, but I can dare to dream, okay? LIFE REALLY IS A MOVIE.


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    • elle

      I so want to believe this story, because it sounds amazingly dramatic and high school. In fact I choose to believe in it 100%. In my mind this is something that is actively as I type.

      • Myndee

        And you know Taylor Swift is the Regina George of the group. The girl publicly called a girl a whore in one of her songs, Better Than Revenge. “She’s not a saint, she’s not what you think she’s an actress. She’s better known for the things she does on the mattress”. It was about that girl who “stole” Joe Jonas from her and she references specific things about the girl. If she’s immature enough to write a song like that, she’s immature enough to “plot revenge”. The high school antics are getting old. Just because they didn’t go to high school, they’re now acting it out.

      • elle

        There is no doubt in my mind that Taylor=Regina.

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      • Alison

        So, Selena = Karen and Demi = Gretchen?

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I’m into that.

      • elle

        Haha yes!I’m down with that.

      • Alison

        If I had any Photoshop skills, I would definitely re-do the Mean Girls movie poster to reflect this new generation of Plastics.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I kick myself every day for not knowing how do use Photoshop. So many opportunities missed.

      • elle

        I wish one of us did, cuz that would be amazing. Who at Crushable can make this happen?

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      • Eliza

        That song was written when she was 18/19. Honestly, I don’t want house that as an excuse because it reminds me of a very similar one used by bbieber fans, but that’s that. And one angry song doesn’t make her evil personified, or a backstabbing selfish whore.

      • Myndee

        No where in my post did I call her a whore, and she was 20/21 when she wrote that song. She has been caught on camera saying immature comments if she loses an award, or walks by her friend kissing her then boyfriend. She doesn’t have to like the guy, but she shouldn’t be making comments when she KNOWS cameras are watching her. And wasn’t she quoted as saying there’s a species place in hell for women who don’t help other women, after the Tina Fey Amy Polher joke? Pot should meet kettle….

      • Jerogh

        You’re a fucking idiot. The song in question “Better than Revenge” came out on the album Speak Now which was released when she was 20, which would have required her to have written it at an earlier age.

        The “inappropriate language” you accuse her of using was her telling one of her friends to stop worrying about an award that her friend (and NOT Swift) was nominated for. Oh and finally she didn’t kick people off her beach, she was asked by the Rhodes Island government to repair the retaining wall on her house.

        You don’t have to like someone, but you should at least try to get things write before you comment on them

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        I feel like if we wish it strongly enough, we can make it true. Like Tinkerbell.

    • Rirjk Dks

      get that ugly slut miley big head and teeth cyrus