Khloe Kardashian Calling Out Kris Jenner For Loving Her Less Than Kim Is More Awkward Than You Can Even Imagine

Khloe Kardashian and Kris Kardashian on Chelsea Lately parody sketch February 2014You know that line in comedy that we try not to cross? It’s right between ‘that’s so funny’ and ‘that’s way too close to home’, and if you walk it right, you’re controversial but hilarious and everyone loves it. But if you go over that line for any reason, like Chelsea Handler did in a sketch last night, all of a sudden everyone’s sitting around contemplating the fastest way to set themselves on fire.

At least that’s how I felt watching Khloe Kardashian and her mom Kris Jenner face off on Chelsea’s parody version of daytime TV court shows called Judge Lately. It’s hard to tell because I’ve been watching it through my fingers while cringing, but it seems like Khloe brought her mom on the show with the argument that she isn’t her mom’s favorite  daughter. In fact that she’s her mom’s least favorite. As Chelsea says at the beginning of the sketch:

“Khloe it says here that you feel your mother, Kris — spelled with a K — favors the other two sisters more than she favors you.”

Ummmm okay but let’s be careful here guys because that’s EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON. According to things Khloe has said over the years, there are some very real ways in which she feels let down by her mother…and I have a feeling they’re all about to come up on national television.

“I’m still third place. I’m not trying to get to number one — I get Kim. No one can come between [Kris and] her golden goose, but second, y’know? Kourtney‘s like watching paint dry. I don’t really get what I have to do to win a little attention here or there.”

Eep eep eep! I know exactly what you have to do! And you’re doing it right now! And all I want is for it to stop! But Khloe keeps going, saying how she used to have to ride in ‘the trunk’ of their station wagon when they rode around, and that her mom made her get laser hair removal at age thirteen, and that she tries to outdo her on social media, and that she has a stupid voice that sounds like she should be on QVC selling things, and on and on and on:

“All you do is hate on me! You hate on how tall I am, how pale I am, how blonde I am. Then Kim dyes her hair blond and all of a sudden it’s the most amazing thing in the world.”

I have to assume that people thought this would be funny — especially Kris, who seems a little caught off guard by the strength of Khloe’s reaction — but I could have told you from the beginning that it was gonna be a disaster. You don’t just show up with your least favorite daughter and think you can joke about it on Chelsea Lately because you know why? Khloe. Don’t. Play.

Just promise you’ll never make me watch that again.

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    • elle

      Wow, that was pretty awkward to watch… hit pretty close to what at least appears to be the truth in their relationship, so I couldn’t laugh just uncomfortably sit in silence. Sidenote-am I the only one who likes kourtney the best?

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        You might be the only one who likes any Kardashian best.

      • elle

        Lol well like wasmaybe too strong a word. Least objectionable and horrid maybe? I’m not exactly sitting down to watch KUWTK. But I had a college roommate who was obsessed.

    • Steph

      I watched the first couple seasons of keeping up with the kardashians on netflix because it’s noise that’s good to clean to. Nothing really happens so you don’t sit down but it also is tolerable enough that you aren’t miserable. I feel like Kris is whatever about Khloe because she knows that no matter what Khloe is gonna be there because she’s a ride or die bitch. Kris doesn’t have to keep her 100% happy and lavish on her like the other two. God. The other two just incessantly whine about their accommodations and label drop.

      Also, for those interested in a spirited Kardashian konspiracy theory, does anyone remember the episode where Kourtney almost had a leaked nudie pic scandal? They really glosses over the fact it was photos of Kim and Kourtney naked together and there was only one photo of Koutney with the boyfriend/photographer. I feel crazy for saying this, but Kim and Kourt had to have has a 3 way, right?

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I didn’t bother watching the video because I detest Chelsea Handler with a passion. Everyone knows she got where she is on her back. And I’m pretty sure this sketch was scripted, so it’s not a big deal.

    • ewingoil

      Isn’t she the one who is a Kardashian only if there are quotation marks around the last name?

    • Serenity

      It felt too scripted and fake. I didn’t cringe at all bc it was all for fun. They need more ratings.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        You didn’t cringe? You’re stronger than I.

    • Seymour “El Gatito” Butz

      rob kardashian, the poor lumpy oaf, is the forgotten one

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Kris blacked out the part where he belongs to her.

      • Seymour “El Gatito” Butz

        well kim & khloe sure are “blacked”out

    • Brooke Mackenzie

      Awkward? Really? I found it hilarious. Hate the Ks but this made me like them a little more.

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