• Wed, Feb 19 - 4:28 pm ET

The Only Thing Wrong With This Emma Stone Naked Photo Is That It’s Not Of Emma Stone

Emma Stone naked in shower GIF from Easy ASorry pervs, but I have some really bad news for you this afternoon. Just when you thought you’d finally found a naked photo of Emma Stone to curl up and spend an evening with, all your hopes and dreams are dashed to pieces, because it’s apparently not her.

It’s not clear when or how the NSFW photo in question popped up, but it’s a redhead who looks vaguely like Emma except that she has absolutely no clothes on. Do you have that image in your head? (I know you do, you monsters.) The woman in the photo is posing in front of a mirror, taking a nude selfie with her phone, and her bare boobs and…um…her more lower ladyish parts are…ahem…also in frame.

What’s not totally in frame is her face, aside from some dark reddish hair and a cat eye. Basically enough for people to go, ‘OMG IS THAT EMMA STONE THAT MUST BE EMMA STONE’ but not enough that she even needs to come out to say that it isn’t her. Fittingly, she hasn’t issued any kind of statement at all, but someone close to her has apparently been pretty ‘adamant’ to TMZ that she’s not the person in the photo.

So until someone else comes forward to claim that naked bod (‘YES, TWAS I CHOPPED DOWN THE CHERRY TREE…and appeared in ye olde nude selfie’) and it’s confirmed that Emma isn’t the one in the photo, it’s probably a good idea to cancel that romantic evening you had planned with your smart phone at that restaurant. I can see it now…your intimate table lit only by candlelight and the gentle glow of the screen as you scrolled back and forth over those quirky Emma Stone nips. Cancel it, you animal.

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