Ever The Gentleman, Justin Bieber Might Have Gifted Selena Gomez With An STD

Selena Gomez Justin Bieber InstagramYou might want to invest in some garters, because Justin Bieber simply cannot stop charming the world’s socks off. You probably thought he couldn’t get any more charming, what with all the peeing and the egg-throwing and the peeing and the arrests and the peeing and the strip club visits and the peeing. Did I mention the peeing? I forget. But just so we’re clear, there’s been peeing.

On top of all that, according to the latest report from Life & Style, he might have also given his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez the beautiful gift of an STD. No, not a super terrific dandelion or a sleeping terrier dog or a surprisingly tall dwarf. I’m talking about a sexually transmitted disease. After he cheated on her, of course. What do you think he is, some kind of monster who stays faithful to his girlfriend?

“Selena has had issues with anxiety for a while,” an insider allegedly said. “And she’s still dealing with them. It started when Justin was cheating on her — one big breaking point was that she thought he gave her an STD and got tested.”

Of course, there’s no word on what delightful disease it could have been or whether the test was positive or negative. I guess it was simply Justin’s way of saying thank you after Selena allegedly gave him her virginity. Just a nice little STD scare to show his appreciation and undying love. There’s nothing like opening up those test results to find out what’s inside. Do you think he wrapped up the envelope and put a bow on it and had her open it in a crowded restaurant? Ooh ooh wait, I bet he hid it in the dessert. What’s that look you’re giving me? Is that not an acceptable gift to give your girlfriend? Next you’ll claim penis pictures are out of the question too.

It’s too bad these two couldn’t work it out. Apparently the customary gift for their next anniversary would have been a pregnancy scare.

(Photo: Instagram)

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    • duh

      I think there is a Blind Vice on this. It just talked about she went nuts at a club when she got the news “something” was positive… which is what the trip to rehab was set up to deal with. Man – I’m glad I didn’t go through HS and college in the days of social media and my business being laid out there for everyone. Nothing is kept secret anymore.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      And it’s a RE-gift, too. Nothing classier than that.

      • Crusty Socks

        It’s truly a gift that keeps on giving

    • arrow2010

      Who doesn’t have an STD these days? It’s practically a rite of passage.

      • J_Doe5686

        I don’t. I’ve never had one, thank you very much.

      • AugustW

        Uh yeah, same here.

    • J_Doe5686

      Didn’t she want a “bad boy”? Well, there you go.

    • JuttaPickle

      I think that Justin bieber is really love with Selena Golmez .

    • These sites….

      How is giving someone an STD anything to be that ashamed of. As far as we know, he didn’t even know. These websites are supposed to report the news and nothing but the news, including opinions. Just leave them out. You, I and the rest of the world know absolutely nothing about their relationship. It’s none of our concern. Yeah, they dated, okay? That’s all we should even care to know. I’m a fan of both of them, and that’s all I care to know. That stuff is personal. If you’re going to report their news, you should also include your own personal information. Media sites are ridiculous. Your life is literally about making others miserable only because they seem superior to you.

      • same

        And to add, this probably isn’t even true. And if it is, refer to the above paragraph.

      • AugustW

        Did you go to type in CNN and get confused and end up at Crushable by mistake? This isn’t a “news and nothing but the news” kind of site.

    • trackstar22

      This is all honestly ridiculous. I thought they were one of the cutest couples around and NOW coincidence an STD rumor comes up, some crap about how he cheated on her. I never heard about any of that junk til i saw this article. Either some people need to get the right facts or the media just needs to stop putting a twist on people’s stories. Happy that they are both happy with someone else even though Justin needs to stop with the madness and get a new group of friends, leave out the negative rumors and get a life!

    • http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf_FplSELxYCaqhHMA2Q52A Jocie K. C.

      This article is BS. #SELENAGOMEZ HAD IT [Hsv] 1ST in 2008! She gave it to Justin by 2010! she was Most definitely nothing close to a Virgin. She’s also had a boobjob in2013, to later reduce’em & act offended denying her wild side!

      • Jill O’Rourke

        And you #knowthis how?