Miley Finds A New Way To Shock Us, Unfortunately It Involves Putting A Stranger’s Thong In Her Mouth

Miley Cyrus Sticking Out Tongue(via)

You’re gonna have to help me out here, Miley Cyrus. I’ve been holding out hope for you ever since you gave that smart advice to Justin Bieber about not being a total idiot. But now you’ve started your Bangerz tour and you’re making me look really bad. I know you can’t stop, but maybe make a little more of an effort? Maybe start by not putting strangers’ thongs in your mouth, mmkay? Does that work with your schedule?

That’s right, everybody. Just when you thought Miley Cyrus had crossed every shocking thing off her shocking to-do list, she pulls out the old underwear-in-the-mouth trick. During a concert in Tacoma on Sunday, a fan threw a thong on the stage. So obviously Miley picked it up and put it in her mouth. Hollywood Life, ever the gossip poets, describe Miley “wrapping the thong around her microphone and wrapping her lips around it.” There’s so much wrapping going on, it must have looked like Christmas Eve up on that stage. If Christmas Eve caused me to become reacquainted with yesterday’s dinner.

There’s a blurry fan-snapped picture going around the Internet of the incident in question, and I’m not really sure what’s going on, but it looks like the type of thing that would earn an immediate “TV-MA SSSSSS” rating if it were broadcast on television.

Miley Cyrus thong 2014

(Photo: Twitter)

Perhaps the fan who threw the thong had never worn it and bought it at the mall before the show as a nice gift. Maybe when Miley put it in her mouth, he or she was very confused as to why she would treat such a thoughtful present with such disrespect. Then again, I wouldn’t even put it past Miley to set this whole thing up to look more shocking than it was. It wouldn’t surprise me if it turned out to be a plant who threw it on the stage. Pay no attention to the thong-thrower behind the curtain! Then again (again), Miley’s gone so far to freak us out that it very well could have been a used thong. Either way, we’re talking about it now. Touche for the thousandth time, Miley Cyrus.

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    • Elizabeth Aspen

      She reminds me of porn stars who wonder why people don’t take them seriously. Class goes a very long way to get respect and If Miley would have bothered to get out of the spotlight for a year, develop some vocal skills, kept her clothes on, learned how to write songs and put out a Grammy-worthy album, she’d be getting respect now instead of ridiculed. It’s sad that success is wasted on someone who isn’t the least bit appreciative of it when there are so many other struggling musicians more talented and deserving who would give their left nut for a chance at a career. Someday she’ll look back on this nonsense and realize what a joke she is and how she burned her own bridges.

      • Cbalducc

        But she will have all those tattoos to look at as a reminder of her antics!
        Meanwhile, her parents are probably countin’ all that hardly-earned money as we speak.

    • Danica

      If she keep up like that, how many STDs will she have at the end of this tour?

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Maybe she’ll collect one from every city, like souvenirs.

    • youisi

      I heard this on the radio this morning and thought they said “tounge”… as in, a fan threw their tounge up on stage and she put it in her mouth.

      So, as weird and messed up as this is, I was actually very relieved to see it… because I was quite literally imagining a severed tounge up on stage. :0

      • Jill O’Rourke

        That is a horrifying image. I’m glad I could help clear things up.

    • Christine Bard

      In so sickened by all this that she is doing. I could understand the twerking and all, But, my 10yr old idolizes Miley. Have for the last 5 years. Still has the Hannah Montanta posters up, still watches the episodes on Youtube. She loves all her music & I do too, so I bought her the BANGERZ CD for xmas. Knew her tour was coming & wanted to take her, NOW after seeing all this crap, I cant! Im sick of seeing it on TV which my daughter happens to see because Im watching tv. Im embarassed & DO not want my daughter to see this. I dont know what to do. Anyone else in this situation??

      • Cbalducc

        Tell your daughter that “Hannah Montana” is dead.