Kanye West Accidentally Forgot To Include Kim Kardashian In Their His Wedding Plans

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian leaving their hotel in Paris January 2014I don’t know how this happened, but somehow I forgot to be aware of the fact that Kanye West is going to have a wedding. (I guess technically it’s Kim Kardashian‘s wedding too, since she was present at the proposal, but I’d be surprised if Kanye has even remembered to invite her yet.) After all, as Kanye so frequently reminds us, HE IS A GOD, and this wedding is gonna have to reflect that.

I mean Kim’s great and all, but she can’t really be trusted to plan a wedding, obvs. How are you gonna leave an event of that magnitude to a girl who can’t even get herself on the cover of Vogue, y’know? Much better to just leave it all to Kanye, who apparently already has a lot of ideas about how this thing’s gonna go down. Even if that means we don’t quite have time to get to any of that boring stuff with the lady in the white dress.

According to a friend (my money’s on Kris Jenner) who spoke to Britain’s Heat Magazine, Kanye’s turned into quite the ‘groomzilla’, a word I will be appropriating and using every time I refer to him for the rest of my life:

“It’s just insane. Kanye has basically billed it as … breaking the boundaries of what to expect when it comes to a wedding.”

I’m gonna stop you right there, already, because a wedding that’s being ‘billed’ as anything is already nonsensical. I honestly won’t be that surprised if I see posters for this thing.

“This will be the event of the year. Think fashion runway, stage show performance. Think avant garde. Think nothing like you’ve ever seen. Kanye’s saying ‘This is a concept event based on a wedding.’”

I honestly can’t even begin to address that last sentence. Apparently Kanye has invited Anna Wintour, Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci, and Karl Lagerfeld to ‘witness his work firsthand’. No joke required, that’s a direct quote.

But in his excitement to build the perfect wedding, Kanye might have forgotten one teensy tiny element:

“He’s sometimes even forgetting to involve Kim in the meetings with the wedding planner. She feels like the whole thing might be spinning out of control.”

Oh yeah. That. I feel like the way things are going, that invitation is just begging to get lost in the mail. Sorry Kim, but Art trumps Wedding every time in the Yeezy Handbook. Every time.

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    • Jill O’Rourke

      I bet it will be directed by Shia LaBeouf.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Or maybe Nick Jonas? But I think he’s already booked.

    • Jessieface

      I mean really though, at least Kanye is just forward about it. The last time Kim got married, it was every bit a performance event – it was just touted as being about two people in love.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        That’s a good point.

    • Lois Goff

      I don’t know what 2 think but what I don’t agree on is having their previous weddings repeated Sunday afternoon that is like mean.

      • Alexis Rhiannon


    • J_Doe5686

      He is going to pick the dress, cake, groomsmen, bridesmaids, flowers, venue everything!!

      • Elizabeth Aspen

        But he’s not going to paying a cent for any of it.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Sadly that’s probably true.

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I would say the bigger the wedding, the bigger the divorce, but who are we kidding – these two narcissists were made for each other and will be together forever because she doesn’t have an ounce of self esteem or intelligence to see how disrespectful he is. He’s not even paying for the thing – E is.

      The only hope for humanity at this point is that no one tunes in to watch this mockery of a marriage so these two blights on the world will go the way of Paris Hilton: AWAY.

      • Christine Bard

        You know everyone going to watch. He is such a SHOW OFF! Its all about him. once something goes wrong, that PMK will be against him. SHE LOVES EVERYONE at first, then ends up Hating them ALL! *I cant wait for the show.

    • angus seymour butz

      a bigger media whore than kris jenner…unbelievable

      • Christine Bard

        He is, your right! Wait til the Divorce! hehe

    • Christine Bard

      I can SEE IT COMING! I give this marriage 4 years MAX & thats alot! I DO NOT LIKE HIM! I dont care for her either. Watched PMK on “E” last night, saying How WONDERFUL he is, and he is the BEST! Yah, right!! Just wait, & Your going to hate him like you hate everyone else! THIS TIME, Kanye will FIGHT THAT FAMILY one the divorce starts & they will ALL BE UP AGAINST HIM! THIS COULD BE GOOD!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Kris Jenner may have finally met her match.

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