Man, is it a full moon or something? Because such weird stuff is going on with couples in the celebrity world. First we had Selena Gomez and Niall Horan going on a totally random date (chaperoned from afar by Taylor Swift, naturally), then there was Michelle Rodriguez totally outing Cara Delevingne as a lesbian by announcing that they’re dating each other, and now you’re telling me Adam Brody and Leighton Meester might have gotten married in secret? Without even telling me?
The other stuff I can handle, but this is just such a betrayal from Adam and Leighton. We were so clear with them before that we wanted to be involved in their relationship from now on, but they just wouldn’t listen. Who knows when they started dating, but we didn’t start hearing rumors until a year ago, when they’d already been on a trip to Bangkok together. A TRIP TO BANGKOK. So rude.
Then we got a morning-after photo proving they spent the night together, but that was less about them finally letting us in on their relationship and more about a paparazzo lurking in their driveway. Then fiiiiiinally eight months ago, they were ready to let us know they were dating, which they did by holding hands in public (gasp!) at a premiere for Adam’s movie Some Girl(s). But just when we thought we were ready to trust them again to keep us informed of their every move, they went and got engaged. In secret. BEHIND OUR BACKS.
But this, you guys. This is just the last straw. For anyone still tenaciously holding out hope for Seth and Summer to make a go of it, I present to you…a photo of Adam Brody wearing a wedding ring while posing with a fan. I know. I KNOW. It’s finally happened. All our dreams are dashed to pieces.
I should be happy for them, I know, but instead I’m just betrayed. How does marriage feel, you guys? Kind of like stabbing a knife into a bunch of backs at once? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
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