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Matt Damon Faxed Affleck And Kimmel A Butt Photo, And You’re About To Spend A Lot Of Time Looking At It

Ben Affleck Matt Damon Santa Barbara International Film Festival January 2013

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are the quintessential Hollywood best friends, and what makes their friendship even more entertaining is that they involve so many other people in it. One of those people is Jimmy Kimmel. The fact that Jimmy’s been in a faux-feud with Matt just makes it all even more entertaining. This weekend Jimmy got caught up in Ben and Matt’s recent shenanigans for charity.

Last week we got to smile at Ben and Matt’s video for Omaze, in which they bring attention to their favorite charities and announce that for a $10 donation, you can be entered to win a trip to hang out with them. They spend the whole video poking fun at each other and giggling, because they totally know how to sell it.

Last week Ben thanked Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter for retweeting a link about the cause. Those two are cool with each other, which we know because, well, #NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK. But Ben didn’t just leave it at that. He added, “Matt on the other hand? Matt you there? Right. We will fax you.” Because of course Matt Damon doesn’t use Twitter. It’s times like these that I think celebs should just join as a precautionary measure. After Twitter TV started the hashtag #FaxingMattDamon, Matt decided to actually fax them. Jimmy shared the fax, which I guess is slightly NSFW, unless your job is looking at photocopied butts.

Matt Damon butt photo fax 2014

(Photo: Twitter)

Good luck getting anything done all day now that you have this photo to examine. That is, as far as the world knows, a photo of Matt Damon’s butt smushed against a copy machine. It’s not every day we get to stare at a celebrity’s ass from this angle, and I for one will be spending the day counting each and every hair I spot. It’s not weird; it’s just all in a day’s work.

But wait! Didn’t George Clooney recently play a prank on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler using stationery with Matt’s name? Is this a Clooney prank? Is Jimmy Kimmel, king of pranks, in on it? Whose ass is that, really? Is it even an ass? Sigh, maybe it’s just a coincidence. Then again, it could also be a conspiracy. I don’t know what’s real anymore!

(Lead Photo: Nikki Nelson/WENN.com)

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  • Kathy

    Matt needs to get a tattoo back there. That way we’ll really know it’s him when he faxes his butt-pix.

    • Jill O’Rourke

      Hear, hear! Celebrities really need to think about these things.

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  • kk

    I’m going to pretend that’s a ballsack shadow towards the bottom.