Oh Netflix, you sly devils. Â You give us these great shows to binge-watch (which is wonderful and totally apropos to the way I live my life) but then we have to wait an eternity to see them again. Â Every slice of heaven has its price to pay, I suppose. Â But at least now my yearning feels ever-so-slightly mollified by the fact thatÂ Orange is the New Black has a premiere date. Â Okay, if we’re being technical, it’s not a premiere date so much as it’s a “Here, gluttons, binge and purge at your own will on all of this available episodes” date: June 6th. Â (!!!!!!)
I know what you’re thinking:Â “June 6th. Â June 6th??!! How could I possibly wait another three-and-a-half months to see what happens to my favorite prison gals?”Â And I’m not even going to get into the psychological impact of what a Laura Prepon‘s eyebrows-less OITNBÂ would do to me (here’s hoping she really is part of “most” of the season). Â Relax, guys. Â I know you all feel the same way. Â Which is why Netflix did us a solid in the form of this teaser trailer:
Wait. Â What. Â Is. Â Happening. Â But.. but…this tells me nothing! Â Nothing, I say! Â Where is Pennsatucky? Â Why is Taystee dancing? Â Is Porn Stache back? Â I need more Red, Sophia, and Crazy Eyes (Suzanne)! This only serves to keep me waiting with bated breath for more OINTB (in case you were wondering, yes I do murmur “oh eye en tee bee” out loud to get it right whilst typing).Â TouchĂ©, Netflix. Â Until June 6th.