Farrah Abraham Wants To Be A Virgin Forever, And Also Here’s A Clip From Her Newest Porn (NSFW)

Farrah Abraham Backdoor and More screenshot from porn NSFW

What a gift we have in Farrah Abraham, right everybody? One woman is single-handedly keeping the reality television world in business, rejuvenating the porn industry, practicing her acting skills by pretending her videos are sex tapes and not porns, and giving bloggers like me these inane gems of quotes that we can spin an entire article out of easy peasy.

(Oh and theoretically also raising her four year old daughter, although one would assume that that’s become less of a priority of late.)

As you may recall, Farrah already has one porn out, the aptly named Backdoor Teen Mom – which features her asking for anal sex so early in the video that even her boyfriend noted porn star James Deen was taken aback — but that hasn’t stopped her from ‘accidentally’ releasing a second. It’s called Farrah 2 Backdoor And More, it was released in its entirety to Vivid.com this morning, and with the tag line “The sex swing and spanking…it’s the Farrah you never knew”, I’m really hoping she got more than the $1.2 million she reportedly made from the sale of the last one.

What follows is a preview of her newest creation. It’s super NSFW, so don’t click it unless you’re prepared for that.

But anyway in the same week that her second porn is being released, our friend Farrah went ahead and made the following comment to Life & Style:

“People use sex for power and manipulation when sex is supposed to be enjoyable and great. I don’t feel that. I want to be a virgin forever — or a nun.”

Yeah yeah yeah, totally. You can absolutely be a virgin again, and stay that way forever, just as soon as you really quick grab a time machine, undo your teen pregnancy, and make sure you definitely don’t MAKE ANY EFFING PORNS THIS TIME. This was all very avoidable.

But on the other hand, what did I say, guys? Is she not a treasure? A glimmering, gleaming jewel of a gem spewing out dangerously unintelligent comments about a feminist being a type of lesbian every forty-five seconds? We should probably give the girl some kind of medal.

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    • Katie

      So will her next video be Farrah 3: The Door We Haven’t Seen or Farrah 4: Shut the Front Door!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Farrah 5: Keeping The Door Alive.

      • Valerie

        Farrah 6: The Door and the Dicks

      • Capri

        Well. Farrah doesnt stop braggin bout puttn out her “Trilogy”! Vivid CAN do it2.

    • Kay_Sue

      I really hope her child never discovers Google.

      “Hmm, who can I Google? Oh, I know, Mom!” *eager typing* “OH DEAR GOD NO, NO, NO”

    • Elizabeth Aspen

      I would hardly call that “super” NSFW, but it’s more proof that this girl is a pig and her daughter should be taken away from her. I feel so sad for that kid, someday she’s going to see this and have to deal with ridicule and bullying. What a disgusting woman.

      • Kristine

        Umm..where do you work???

      • …her?

        You are completely correct, it is common knowledge that all porn stars are the worst parents ever.

    • Alyssa

      I’m beginning to think we have a Sybil issue on our hands. Something is very unwell about her.

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