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These Leaked Photos Prove Miley Cyrus Is Challenging Bieber To Be The Most Topless Celeb

Miley Cyrus topless in bed photo

Let’s face it, at this point we’ve all seen Miley Cyrus’ boobs in one form or another. Usually said boobs are partially covered so we only get to see the bottom or the top or the side or just part of an areola or a whole nipple showing through a thin shirt. Miley loves to get naked, but she usually leaves a little bit to the imagination. And by a little bit I do mean the bare minimum. She wants us to piece together what her boob looks like as if it’s a fun puzzle in our heads. These new photos, however, don’t require any puzzle-solving. Those are her naked boobs, and they’re right there.

The first photo, the one above, is from the photoshoot for her recent W magazine interview. She appears to be waking up after a threesome with a young Mark Wahlberg and Clive Owen’s evil twin. Miley shared the photo on Twitter, making sure to put a star over her nipple and adding, “so xxxited check it out 2 see the real deal.”  Sorry to disappoint you Miley, but we’ve kind of already seen the real deal, thanks to a leaked image that’s supposedly an outtake from the same W magazine shoot. You can see the very NSFW photo here, but suffice to say she is not wearing a shirt and both of her nipples are extremely visible. It’s also in black and white, because art.

The only explanation is that Miley really wants to beat Justin Bieber for the title of most topless celebrity. The Biebs already took the title from Matthew McConaughey once Matt became a serious actor, and now Miley wants to prove that women are just as dedicated to not wearing shirts as men are. The rules for winning most topless celebrity are very specific, and I’ve heard that there must be no shirt or hand or wrecking ball chain covering the nippular area. I predict we’ll be seeing a lot more of Miley’s nipples in the coming months. You might want to seek refuge in your boob shelter.

(Photo: Twitter)

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  • Kathy

    I don’t mind the nudity so much, but why can’t she keep her damn tongue in her mouth?

    • Jill O’Rourke

      To be fair, she doesn’t have her tongue out in these pics. Maybe she’s phasing it out.

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