• Tue, Feb 4 - 3:03 pm ET

Zac Efron Tried Viagra, But Says It Wasn’t Fun Because ‘Everybody Just Got Tired’

Zac Efron wearing suit on Conan awkward face GIFI found the silver lining of That Awkward Moment, you guys! It might not have been a great, or even a good movie, but it’s provided us with this glorious Zac Efron press tour, so I’m pretty sure everything evens out.

He and Miles Teller went on Conan last night as promotion, and the conversation came around to Viagra, which his and Miles’ characters try in the movie. And then of course, because they’re twenty-somethings and this is a predictable comedy, they get raging boners that won’t go away, so they have to plank naked over toilet seats to…cool them down? Who knows what the rationale is there.

But anyway, Conan O’Brien, being the curious cat that he is, wants to know if either of them have ever tried the drug out, y’know, just for laughs or whatever. And just so we’re clear, this would be a perfectly normal time for one or both of them to be like, “Haha nope! My dangly bits are in perfect working order! How silly of you to ask, Conan!” But instead of doing that, both Zac and Miles create mystery ‘friends’ who’ve tried it (in Zac’s case it’s a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a…well, you get it) and share their experiences.

Miles said he could see why guys their age tried it, because it’s a kind of ‘alarm clock’ after a long night of drinking to help you get your eye back on the prize (not even gonna get into that). Zac on the other hand, had a much more…ahem…vivid picture to paint for us. Clearly talking about himself, he said he knew someone who took ‘a half of a half of a half’ of a Viagra pill and ‘turned into a horse.’ Probably less the clippity-cloppety hooves part and more the giant, tireless dong part, but how should I know?

But before you run off to your local pharmacy to get your own self a pocket rocket, just know that being a wild, potent stallion is less exciting than it sounds. Mostly ‘everybody just gets tired’ and then there’s nothing to do but wait out the fireworks. And maybe actually talk to your date, god forbid.

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  • Jill O’Rourke

    I just want to point out that the play button on that video covers Zac’s butt perfectly. Built-in censor.

  • K Jones

    This brings up a point that I have questioned many times. I love getting some “private time” with my guy but I’m confused when guys feel like they need to “go for hours” to prove they’re a real man. Maybe I have a short attention span and get bored easily, but there are very few things I would want to do for hours on end. Give me a good solid, enthusiastic 15-20 minutes and I’m in heaven. Anything after that seems like work. I sincerely apologize if this is TMI, but I really have always wondered where this idea that more=better came from.

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      PREACH.

    • That_Darn_Kat

      Going into major TMI here…but I was with this guy once, who prided himself on being into tantric sex. This guy could go for hours. It was fun in the beginning, but by the 90 minute mark, I was tired, starting to chafe, and just wanted to go to bed. So, for the first and last time in my life, I faked it. And then I told him that was one of those “stick a fork in me I’m done” Os and we had to stop. It wasn’t a relationship that lasted long, because this guy was more into how long he could last than if I was comfortable or not.

  • Elizabeth Aspen

    Whenever anyone starts yammering on and on and on about how much sex they’re having, you know that they’re so NOT. I’m getting of this kid not shutting his trap about supposedly dropping his pants every minute. The only respect he gets from this is from other douchebags in the locker room. Women don’t respect a man who is focused solely on one thing.