While you were spending your Friday night treating your aunt to a couple of birthday beers and a pizza (Just me? Okay then.), Justin Bieber spent his being detained in a New Jersey airport because his plane reeked so strongly of weed, it could be smelled from 30,000 feet. Okay, not really. But he was technically crossing an international border and has been pretty busy getting into trouble lately, so naturally airport security was suspicious. Also it’s just becoming quite apparent that everyone hates Justin Bieber/everyone wants to nail Justin Bieber.
The Biebs was reportedly on his way to enjoy some Superbowl festivities, but the plane was held up while drug-sniffing dogs searched the entire reefer-scented jet. Because usually if something looks like a duck and smells like a duck, it’s a giant stash of pot. Or something. But apparently there was nary a cannabis remnant to be found! I guess there were no friends on board willing to take the blame for Bieber’s drugs, so they probably flushed it or ate it or whatever crazy, over-indulged children with bajillions of dollars do these days.
Allegedly two pieces of luggage on board signaled that they may have contained marijuana, but none was found. A “source” from the airport says the pilot may have alerted the airport about weed-smoking on board, because customs was waiting for Bieber’s jet when they touched down.
“He came in, the jet smelled like weed, they were doing preliminary security checks that they don’t usually do as Teterboro is usually pretty relaxed, but because of the ¬Super Bowl they’re doing more security checks. There was a big stir at the airport.”
I never thought I’d utter these words, but I really hope Justin Bieber takes Miley’s advice and hires some sort of babysitter. His hijinks are, in actuality, super lame, but this kid is in serious need of a cold, hard wake-up call or, at the very least, a rehab that specializes in forcing self-awareness.
(Photo: Miami Beach Police)