I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned this to you guys before, but I fancy myself a bit of an amateur detective. I don’t care how deeply the photos of your ex-girlfriend are buried in your Facebook photos, or how offhand you felt that tweet was, I WILL FIND IT AND I WILL READ INTO IT. It’s just kind of a talent of mine.
So when word came over on the internet loudspeaker (it’s positioned right above my desk, for easy access) that there was a photo out there of Harry Styles laying a big old smooch on Kendall Jenner, I was on the case in a flash, blood coursing through my veins. “This is what you were born to do, Alexis,” I thought to myself as I polished my magnifying glass and pulled the flaps of my deerstalker down over my ears, “you musn’t let Crushable down.”
The photo in question depicts a distinctly Kendall-esque lady being gently cradled in the be-mittened hands of a genuwine Harry lookalike. Who else has that distinguished jaw? That vaguely gray beanie? Those hair floops reaching so decisively out from under the hat and toward the front of the face? Well…apparently someone named Alec Holden, who is dating someone named Stella Hudgens, who just happens to be the younger sister of Vanessa Hudgens. He uploaded the photo you see above to his Instagram a couple months ago, citing its location as Big Bear, California.
See a normal detective would give up now, citing too much evidence that it wasn’t actually Hendall, but NOT ME. I’ve got tenacity, and I’ve got gumption. You can say as much as you want that it’s a photo uploaded by Eric Holden to Eric Holden’s account, at a time when Harry and Kendall were barely even fake dating yet, but I DON’T CARE. And the rest of the internet is with me.
There’s such a thing as ventriloquists, right? People who can throw their voices? Well then how can you prove people can’t do the same with their faces? That’s what’s going on here: a clear case of Hendall face-triloquists. MYSTERY SOLVED.