There are two kinds of people reading this article about a naked Jennifer Lawrence cover right now. Those who came here after searching “naked Jennifer Lawrence photos” and those who saw this headline and clicked because they’re only human. And to the humans I say, it’s okay. Sometimes curiosity gets the best of us. I would be lying if I didn’t say that I checked out Harry Styles’ bum yesterday.
To the people who got here through a search engine, please take a moment to look at your life and look at your choices. If you disappeared tomorrow and the cops went through your search engine in order to ascertain your whereabouts, would you be happy with your last 100 searches? Yeah, I know. That’s a scary thought. Watch as many crime shows as I do and it’s a common thought. But enough about pervs and more about nudity!
So in addition to filming Catching Fire and American Hustle last year, Jennifer Lawrence also swung by the X-Men: Days of Future Past Yesterday Yet Not Tomorrow set to reprise her role of Mystique. While I didn’t see the first movie, I do recall hearing that the blue paint covering her body almost killed her because she was allergic. And that this time around they were going to be more considerate and not murder her. At least not before she finished shooting all her scenes. As we now know, she didn’t die. Instead she went on to become the beloved women in America. In fact, I think she’s the only person who can accurately say she has 14 million best friends.
And all that brings us to today and to this cover. Where I guess she’s technically naked. And vajazzled. And armjazzled. And legjazzled. (My bedazzler only did denim, so this ‘azzling is beyond any level I’ve ever seen.) Personally, I wouldn’t be able to tell her apart from any old Avatar on this cover, but if you can, all the more power to you.