We let Kristen Stewart fade into relative obscurity for one year — one single solitary year — and all of a sudden she’s gone rogue and started telling magazines she wants a head tattoo. What happened in that brief break from daily headlines that would lead her to this? In case you want to hear this revelation straight from the Kristen’s mouth, look no further than what she said in a recent interview with Into the Gloss.
“I’m definitely going to shave my head before I die. I will definitely tattoo my head while it’s shaved before my hair grows back. I’m not sure which part, probably the bottom quadrant in the back. I don’t know what the tattoo would be, yet. Still thinking.”
As you can see, there’s no specific timeline for this plan, except that she knows she wants to do it before death. I have to be a morbid Molly, but nobody actually knows when they’re going to die, so she’d best get going on that bucket list right now. Throw caution and your career as a messy-haired vampire to the wind, little lady, because a head isn’t going to tattoo and shave itself.
What’s also fascinating is that she’s so specific about where on her skull this tattoo would go. I can just imagine Kristen Stewart lying awake at night in one of Robert Pattinson’s old T-shirts he forgot to take with him when he left, weighing the options in her head: “Do I want it on the front or the back, left or right? Should it just cover my entire head? Should I nix the head plan and just make it a face tattoo? Decisions, decisions.”
Of course, we already know what kind of tattoos Kristen Stewart finds attractive. They’re specifically ones that are so tiny they look like splotches of barbecue sauce, or they’re the equivalent of a 14-year-old girl drawing on herself in Sharpie during a boring class. So let’s just hope when she finally gets that head tattoo out of her system, her hair grows back quickly. We’ll always know it’s there, though. It might even be there now. SCANDAL!