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And This, My Friends, Is Allegedly A Photo Of Harry Styles’ Naked Butt [NSFW]

Harry Styles and Niall Horan of One Direction making surprised faces GIF(via)

Did anyone else feel like the Grammys last night were a little slow? It was nice that Beyonce and Jay Z returned to be with us and to win their adorable daughter Blue Ivy some choice sippy-cup hardware, but in general I was surprised by how much I missed the crazy antics of people like Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. Sometimes you just need a good foam-finger controversy or a…no you know what, you never actually need something from Justin Bieber. I take that back.

But one person whose presence we definitely would have benefited from was Harry Styles, if only so I could have a crush on someone that was as creepy and awkward as Giuliana Rancic‘s infatuation with Austin Mahone. (JK, that one takes the cake.) But apparently Harry couldn’t come to the phone right then, because he was busy SHOWING HIS BARE ASS TO THE WORLD.

That’s right humans, the day you’ve waited for is finally here, and the image of Harry’s (alleged) bum is about to be burned into your retinas. It’s the moment you’ve always dreamed of.

 

Harry Styles peeing into Sir Mix-A-Lot's hedge showing naked butt January 2014

According to a One Direction news and updates Twitter account called @That1DWWUpdate, the above photo was taken of Harry from behind while he peed into someone’s hedge. And not just anyone’s hedge…apparently it belongs to Sir Mix-A-Lot. At least, that’s what he thinks.


I don’t 100% understand what’s going on here — like why Harry was peeing there in the first place, how he and Mix-A-Lot know each other, and how the photo made its way to Twitter — but no matter how confused I am, there does seem to be some confirmation from Harry himself that his is the ass in question, as Harry tweeted:

Always nice to hear it from the horse’s mouth ass, but honestly I have more questions than answers at this point.

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  • Daisy

    Mix-A-Lot was just kidding, it was not his bushes haha. 1D’s old bodyguard posted the picture and it is from the Up All Night tour. That means that Harry was underage when this was taken and it makes me so uncomfortable since I think he has a really cute booty *hides*

    • Lara

      Yeah, the timeline goes: the ex bodyguard (JagChaggarTutis on twitter) posted the pic in November, fans discovered it now, it obviously spread like wildfire, Harry’s pretty immediate and witty reaction was the Mix-A-Lot tweet as a reference to ‘Baby Got Back’ and THAT’S when Mix-A-Lot started paying attention.
      And he’s probably 17 in that photo and as nonchalant as his reaction on twitter was, the fact that an ex bodyguard will post a photo like that on a social media platform is a bit questionable…

  • seymour butz

    why do we not have any protest about the genocide of milliions of ants who drowned in Hairy”s fish & chip smelling piss?

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  • Nicole Brandt

    in my picture i hear that talk to me matter you want me Nicole Brandt

  • Nicole Brandt

    one direction calls joe Jonas please tell him