Jon Gosselin Continues Competing With Himself To Be Worst Dad Ever, Refers To Daughter’s Health As Disgusting

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In an effort to outdo last week’s statements about Kate Gosselin turning his children into baby serial killers, Jon Gosselin once again talked to the courts about why he needs custody of his children right away. Oh I’m sorry, did I type courts? I meant In Touch Weekly! They’re like the courts, except Jon’s statements there do not get him any closer to helping his children. But they do get him closer to the spotlight. And how he misses the feeling of being in the spotlight! It was so hot, but so very fun.

Earlier this week, Jon Gosselin said he would file for primary custody of the sextuplets because Kate’s ruining them with her heinous ways. And even worse, she now has Mady and Cara following in her footsteps of being an insane bitch. Don’t take my word for it though, see what Jon had to say about his two older daughters. Daughters, who I might add, who are fully capable of reading these quotes.

Jon explains that it’s no longer just Kate who makes the kids miserable at home, Kate has turned the twins into mini-me enforcers with full rein to discipline the younger ones. “They get rewarded with special treatment,” Jon says of Mady and Cara. “She’s trained them to mirror her.”

Yes, please take a moment to give Jon Gosselin a standing ovation for having the courage to stand up to these 13-year-old monsters. Little Hitlers-in-training is probably more accurate here. I mean, they sound absolutely horrible. Also his daughters, if we’re getting technical here. But technical’s a big word and why bother with that when we’re facing this horror show.

Seriously his (other) kids are real lucky to have a father brave enough to trash talk his teen daughters in a tabloid. Also lucky enough to have a father speak out about their gross medical conditions. Again, don’t take my word for it, take his!

“Alexis doesn’t know the difference between poison ivy and weeds, so she had poison ivy all summer long,” he says. “She was sweating and itchy … It was disgusting, poor kid.”

Yucko! That does sound disgusting Jon! And totally worth mentioning in a national interview. Can’t wait for Alexis to hear what her father really thought of her rash. After all, our on-call parenting expert/moonshine-maker says nothing’s better for a growing girl than to hear her father call her disgusting.

Jon Gosselin, you’ve again, outdone yourself! If I were you, I’d wait right by the mailbox. That “World’s Worstest Father” trophy’s arriving any day now.

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    • elle

      OMG, he needs to stop talking about his kids in gossip mags and she needs to stop dragging the twins on TV shows and they really need a family therapist or mediator or something and I just feel badly for the twins and sextuplets. How must it feel to have your parents talk this kind of crap about you, your siblings, and your other parent in the media? I can’t even imagine.

      • Jenni

        I’m starting to think that it might be in their best interests to just live alone without their parents.

      • Chablis

        That’s not possible since Kate banished the entire extended family.

    • Kelly

      That’s not exactly trashing his kids assuming that the quote is even true. Magazine do makes things up.

      • Jenni

        If this was coming from a source, I’d be right with you. But it’s coming directly from him.

      • AugustW

        To me it’s like saying “my kid doesn’t know the difference between milk and soy milk so she had diarrhea all summer long. She was stinky and sweaty. It was disgusting. Poor kid.”

        Not calling the kid disgusting, just the acute medical condition.

      • Jenni

        I agree that he’s not calling her disgusting, but there’s no need for him to talk about her health to a tabloid at all. And while adults know it’s not a big deal to get poison ivy, everything’s embarrassing to kids that age. The last thing they need is their dad telling everything they have a “disgusting” rash.

      • abbeysbooks

        You’re getting to be a “scold.” What do you expect from this guy?That he knows social etiquette?

      • Chablis

        Kate puts her kids health issues on Twitter. Guess that’s OK though.

    • Terry Teague SF

      This dude is a waste of internet bandwidth

      • Chablis

        Sounds like you might have a crush on this guy.

    • Alicia Kiner

      I love how he says “the sextuplets ask to live with him every time they visit.” Of course they do, you jackass. They want to live with their father. They also want to live with their mother. Kids love their parents and want to be with them. It’s not a statement on your parenting skills.

    • brebay

      Classic douchebag -dude-bro move; turning on your daughters when they start to be women and remind you of that bitch you hate. Your dad fighting for custody of your sibs but not you and your twin should tack on a few more decades of therapy for these two.

      • Chablis

        Wow ..get your hate in check woman.

      • brebay

        Jon’s a man, but you’re right, he really should get his check in hate. You don’t turn your back on half your kids, you’re so right, it’s totally hateful!

      • Chablis

        Talking about you . Keep up ! Hope you get some help. The only one that’s turned her back on those kids is Kate.

    • Kay_Sue

      I feel so incredibly sorry for these children. If anyone was ruined by being on TV for that length of time, it was obviously their parents.

      • brebay

        I think the TV definitely exacerbated it, but I think basically the parents would still be who they are, Kate would look different, but she’d still be cold and crazy, and Jon would still be a martyr, they’d still be divorced and still be screwing up the kids.

      • Kay_Sue

        I agree. But without the TV they wouldn’t exacerbate it by shouting it to the media, not to mention that the need to remain the media probably exacerbates their hostility towards each other–now, they are only famous for being divorced, after all.

    • gothicgaelicgirl

      a family unit splitting is never easy and i believe they are both to blame-
      HE should stop bad mouthing their mother, at the end of the day, they’re in the limelight, the kids will hear. she is and always will be, their mother and he should at least respect her for that. (my own partner is the same and has said on many occasions that even though he feels nothing for his ex, he will always respect her as his kids mother)

      SHE needs to stop using the kids as pawns/leverage. it’s not fair to drag kids onto tv shows to garner sympathy, which, in fairness, is all she’s trying to do.

      i think the kids’d be better off staying with a relative while their parents sort things out.


    • Dgently

      Ok, I’m no big fan of Jon’s. I’m also not a fan of writers who twist their interpretation of quotes for a jazzy headline. Shame on you.

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    • Guest

      Jon did not call the twins bitc*’s and he didn’t call Alexis gross just her rash. Both parents need to get along and keep there mouths shut and work it out in private.

    • Lisa Adcox

      He is just so out there.He wants to be on TV so bad he is trying anything.That includes taking stupid abut his children. What a loser

      • Chablis

        I think you have Jon confused with Kate. She is the one that wants to use those kids as a meal ticket,