This Rumor About Jennifer Lawrence And Nicholas Hoult Being Engaged Better Stay A Rumor

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Rumors are currently flying on the Internet that Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult are engaged. And that’s all thanks to OK! Magazine — a news source that’s known for reporting hard hitting stories like 2010′s “At Last, A Baby Brother for Suri!” and 2012′s “Jen: Yes I’m Pregnant with Twins.” So yeah, take this news with a grain of salt. Plus a whole bag salt. Also do you have a barrel? Cool, fill that with salt too. Then drop it into the Dead Sea.

According to Hollywood Life, who loves rumors almost as much as OK!, the two got engaged over the holidays and it was perfect and Jen’s walking on air and they’re getting married in 2015 and she’s pinning everything that’s pinnable to her wedding board and oh it’s all so lovely! Minus the fact that there’s no way it’s true. Even though Jen’s currently the most popular woman on Earth (3rd most popular on Mars), she’s still only 23. And even though she’s a total goofball during interviews, I think it’s clear she has a good head on her shoulders. While I don’t know Nicholas Hoult as well as I pretend to know Jen, I’d like to think that he’s the same way. Especially because he’s British. Can you imagine someone with a British accent making a poor decision? I don’t think it’s scientifically possible. So wonderful relationship aside, they’re both way too young to get married and I’d like to think they know that.  It’s hard enough making a relationship work in Hollywood, why throw youth into the mix?!

Also, dystopian elephant in the room, we all know that she’s going to marry Josh Hutcherson. Eventually. You know, once he finally gets around to realizing that they’re more than just friends. So sadly for Nicholas, this just isn’t in the stars for them.

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    • Rachel

      I would honestly love it if they got married…somewhere down the road. I love Nicholas Hoult and ive been a fan of him for a pretty long time now! As much as I like josh hutcherson i think he might be into her more than she’s is into him, but whatever happens I hope she waits till she’s at least 25 : p.s. I read a very rude article about now that she’s famous how long can nicholas hoult hold on to her until she trades up for another a-list actor

    • Guest

      This is really ridiculous. Jennifer and Josh will never be together because Josh believes in being open with who you love with, so if he was in love with Jennifer, he would just say it without shame or without being afraid to say it. He also says he’s open with things like that, so, if they were going to be in a relationship, it would have happened by now. He also can’t keep a girlfriend for more than five minutes so if they were in a relationship it wouldn’t work out. And Nicholas is a good guy, Jennifer will marry him and have a happy ever after.

      • Guest

        Wow, someone really knows everyone who got mentioned personally. Lol

      • shelly

        Not that I don’t agree with you about Jen and Nick, but it’s not true Josh can’t keep a girlfriend more than five minutes. He’s been with his current girlfriend since June if not longer.

        I take more issue with the part where the writer is saying they’re too young to get married. Really? Plenty of people get married at that age. Yes, it’s not recommended because most people hardly have their lives together by then and have the emotional maturity to commit to marriage but Jen and Nick don’t seem that way. She’s Jennifer Lawrence, not Britney Spears at a Vegas wedding chapel.

      • Guest

        They broke up before, not too long ago. Getting married now? Really? People see a few pics and articles about “happy love” and totally buy into it.

      • Kelly

        So what if people break up? It’s actually quite healthy and there’s a lot of people who recommend that before deciding to marry.

      • Guest

        Read carefully, I specifically meant “now”.

      • Kelly

        So? I guess it’s just going over my head.

      • GuestoU

        There are examples of hollywood couples who are happily married today but has broken up before. Maybe that’s what it take to realize they wanna be together. They were mature enough to see they need to break up at the time. If they insisted things could ended up badly for them but you can’t assume because they broke up once they will never work out. They obviously are an unsual young hollywood couple. Hope they make it. People need to leave your shippers feeling aside. They seems very happy and we always hear nothing but great thing of them.

      • Guest

        Thanks for proving my point about buying into it so well! :D

      • Lucy

        No Jennifer and josh will get married!!!!!!!!!

    • guest

      WTF! This article sounds like teenage fangirls from Tumblr. Even the engagement is a rumor, at least make the article more objectives than being disrespectful. Everything this writer writes make Crushable looks bad…even the gifs is stolen from Tumblr.

      • Jenni

        Wud luv 2 respond, but currently on run from cops. GIF stealing = prison. Scared. Send help?

      • CMJ

        Where do YOU steal your gifs from?

    • Lainey

      Oh Jenni you are my favorite!

    • Kimbo

      You are awesome my dear. Be careful Jenni, the Joult cops will be after you. LOL.

      • Jenni

        Don’t worry about me. I’ll frost myself into the scenery — Peeta style.

    • scottb

      I don’t see anything wrong with her getting married to Nicholas Hoult. They’ve been dating on and off (mostly on) since they met on the set of X-Men First Class (filmed in 2010 or almost 4 years ago). I don’t think It would be too unreasonable for the two to decide to make it official after that amount of time.

    • Mia

      Josh will get married I hate Nicholas what ever