This Kevin Jonas Interview Will Help Convince You Danielle’s Pregnancy May Be Fake

Kevin and Danielle Jonas attending Amazing Baby Days app event January 2014I’m a fairly rational, logical person, but something about the relationship between Danielle  and Kevin Jonas sends me into a tailspin of conspiracy theories and blind gossip binges.

It’s just that once you see a supposedly married couple deal in the chaste, closed-mouth kisses that we’ve observed on Married To Jonasthere’s not much to suggest that in their spare time, they get physical enough to make a whole baby. And then when multiple blind items seem to support that conclusion, alleging that the Jonases are faking their pregnancy and scrambling to adopt a baby after their first arrangement fell through, those allegations only make it feel more real.

And then on top of that, when you see the two of them posing together, and Kevin barely knows how to put his hands on his wife in a vaguely intimate way, and Danielle can’t even remember which pregnancy belly to wear to the gym, things start to feel pretty overwhelming. But once you add on this new interview that Kevin gave to Life & Style ‘gushing’ over Danielle, I really can’t take it anymore:

“I absolutely find her sexier than ever! I tell her all the time. She wears pregnancy well — she’s stunning!”

She wears pregnancy well. Oh Kevin, you sweet sweet treasure, don’t you know what you’re doing to us? You have many many verbs at your disposal, do you really need to select the one that suggests she can put on and take off her pregnancy at will? That it’s like a trendy shirt that she can slither into and out of, changing her due date willy-nilly and never gaining an ounce of body fat anywhere other than her belly?

Just work with us here, Kevin. I need something to keep my brain grounded in reality.

(Photo: Slaven Vlasic / Getty Images Entertainment)

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    • Meredith Hirt

      The least she could do is gorge on a lot of Krispy Kremes and chub up her cheeks a little, ya know?

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        If anything, she owes it to herself.

    • Ria

      I saw on his Twitter feed (no, I don’t follow him…was only snooping) that he put a video up of what is supposedly Danielle’s pregnant belly moving around. The plot thickens!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        But without her face in it!

      • IHateStupidPeople.

        Look at the F’in video that he just posted; her face is in it and you can hear the heartbeat. I don’t see any straps around her belly for it to be fake. You’re obviously wrong and you know it. Give it up! I also noticed that when “stupiidpeople” wrote a long comment to you proving your theory wrong, you didn’t bother to comment back. Is that because you don’t want to lose your so called “credibility”? Stop writing these stories if you can’t handle the fact that you can be proven wrong. Seriously they’re pathetic.

      • Nerdy Lucy

        Calm down, squirt.

      • person111

        you really are thick aren’t you

      • Ria

        @Ihatestupid people, where did you see this video? The only one I saw posted was for their Dreft app ad and her “pregnant” stomach has ripples in it. I have 3 kids and never did I have ripples in my pregnant belly.

      • dETROITCHICK

        ever heard of wearing a loose tank top under a shirt? fUCKING IDIOT.

      • dETROITCHICK

        yeah because who stands there with a camera far away to see the belly move? Are you fucking retarded? MILLIONS of people on instagram and facebook do the same thing, why include your face ? STUPID.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Based on your use of CAPS and angry words, I’ve gleaned that you feel strongly about the situation.

        Was that good detective work??

    • stupiidpeople

      He just posted a video of dani with her shirt off getting an ultrasound on instagram. You can clearly see all of her stomach. We can see her face this time so it is obviously real. Crushable do your homework first. http://instagram.com/p/jMgohPj-QG/ Heartbeat and everything soooooooooooooooooooooo? How is this fake again?

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh trust me, I have done more than my fair share of homework on this theory.

      • stupiidpeople

        So you have seen the video that they have posted today? Why did you not address it because it negates your theory. Also, I would think you would be ashamed as a grown woman feeding into the gossip of stupid teenagers that don’t make any sense. Dani is not a actress, singer, or model. She is a stay-at-home wife. Why would she not get pregnant? It would be super easier than faking it especially when they have wanted a baby all along? Her boobs have gotten extra big and so has her face. He showed both her natural belly and face in the video today. Also, BG is a butch of BS. Where is Joe’s sextape that they watch? Couldn’t even snap a screenshot. Can’t explain why it didn’t leak when they say it would. People believe their excuses more than the fact that they have been wrong more than once. Wasn’t she supposed to miscarry to drive up sales fro the record that did not come out? What about the fact if they were so interested in money, why would they give it away for free? You, sad girl, have no investigating skills. You didn’t even post both videos that disprove your theory. Tell BG to go back to journalism school and stand behind their work instead of hiding behind a computer screen. The only things that BG is right about is stealing other websites stories then saying it broke from them. All of their original stories have no substance. I mean how can you use a source that has been wrong more times than it has been right. I mean how many times have they lied so far in just this pregnancy and have to make new blind items to defend themselves. She showed her stomach with a heartbeat with her face what more do you need? Do you have just wanna be right syndrome ? or Nobody reads my blogs unless I say bullish*t syndrome? Please address the lovely things that i just stated.

      • Nerdy Lucy

        Geez. You get riled up easily, don’t you?

      • Alyssa

        That is NOT the pregnant belly of someone in their third trimester. And Danielle wouldn’t be physically pregnant if they were faking their marriage, sure it would be “easier” but then they would have to actually make said baby. You also don’t understand that this is a parody site. The stuff is some truth blatantly mixed with satire.

      • readamfbook

        1) So, she is going to have a second baby since she’s is pregnant. Your defense is just that it does not look far enough along? 2)SOOO, what about those I didn’t know I was pregnant people or the fact that my mom was a size 2 and became a size 4 when she was pregnant with my brother? First pregnancies do not show on average the same way that others do. Also, she may have only gain the recommended amount of weight 15 to 25lbs. Most women gain 40lbs because they eat so much while pregnant. I mean many stars gain 60lbs. Most of that is fat not baby. She works out so she just has baby. You need to either take a human development class, get your GED, or read a fucking book before analyzing someone’s biological state. Also, if you have a license, then your marriage is not fake. What you do in your marriage is your own business. However, you obviously are not much of a fan because you do not watch their interviews when they were first married or MTJ because it is obvious that they have sex. Stop feeding into stupid stereotypes. Most haters say that most male pop stars are gay. When in reality most are not, but it makes people feel better for celebrities to have something “wrong” with them. They can’t be famous, rich, successful, talent and happy. Happy is just too much. SMH

      • Alyssa

        Actually, I have read many books, as I am currently in school to become an RN specializing in OB, so I am very, very familiar with stages of pregnancy and human development. I am also familiar enough to know that “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories are not as commonplace as you are asserting. Going from a size 2 to a size 4 is still weight gain, a more significant weight gain than that instagram video portrays, yet less weight than she appears to have in public. Why no I am not a Jonas fan, why no I did NOT openly say she was faking her pregnancy, I simply said that is NOT the belly of someone in their third trimester, about to give birth (as per the original due date, the baby would be dropped lower) because we have already seen her bigger. Her stomach has been bigger than that, in those gym pictures alone. Also, simply “having a license” makes you legally married, but if you aren’t mentally in the relationship, it’s fake. Lord have mercy, it’s apparent I am dealing with a child because anyone with the cognitive function of an adult doesn’t act like a rabid fan, so I’ll state again, since no one seems to understand what exactly this website is. This website is a PARODY site. Meant to write SATIRICAL articles about celebrities who are walking parodies in and of themselves. I don’t care if he is gay, I don’t care if he is straight. I don’t care if that baby is someone else’s or even a chestburster. My original comment was meant to point out the flaw in the logic that “the instagram video proves all!” So settle yourself down and start taking things said on this site with a grain of salt

      • dETROITCHICK

        lmao if you think she faked her prgnancy you are so, so, so, so, irgnorant. So skinny women can’t look different when pregnant? yeah my best friend was a size 0 and she didnt gain any weight in her arms or face and couldn’t tell she was pregnant from behind and her belly changed shape everyday depending how the baby sits. you are too funny, this makes me crack up. xD

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        “you are so, so, so, so, irgnorant.”

        Couldn’t have said it better myself.

      • Alyssa

        Also, what do you think “she just has baby” means? There’s amniotic fluid, amniotic sac, waste, the placenta, umbilical cord, plus baby. What do you think that weighs? Nothing because she “works out?” I think perhaps you should finish highschool before telling someone they need a GED, as if that insult makes sense.

      • Alyssa

        Actually, I have read many books, as I am currently in school to become an RN specializing in OB, so I am very, very familiar with stages of pregnancy and human development. I am also familiar enough to know that “I didn’t know I was pregnant” stories are not as commonplace as you are asserting. Going from a size 2 to a size 4 is still weight gain, more weight gain than she appears to have in that video, yet less weight gain than we have seen in public. Why no I am not a Jonas fan, why no I did NOT openly say was faking her pregnancy, I simply said that is NOT the belly of someone in their third trimester, about to give birth, because we have already seen her bigger. Her stomach has been bigger than that, in those gym pictures alone. Also, simply “having a license” makes you legally married, but if you aren’t mentally in the relationship, it’s fake. Lord have mercy, it’s apparent I am dealing with a child because anyone with the cognitive function of an adult doesn’t act like a rabid fan, so I’ll state again, since no one seems to understand what exactly this website is. This website is a PARODY site. Meant to write SATIRICAL articles about celebrities who are walking parodies in and of themselves. I don’t care if he is gay, I don’t care if he is straight. I don’t care if that baby is someone else’s or even a chestburster. My original comment was meant to point out the flaw in the logic that “the instagram video proves all!” So settle yourself down and start taking things said on this site with a grain of salt

      • Ria

        A stay at home wife? She’s an actress on a “reality” show which, as anyone with half a brain knows, are scripted and orchestrated productions. She desperately wants to be famous.

        Hollywood can do some amazing things. Cameron Diaz had a fake preg belly in one of her movies that looked 100% real.

        As for bashing the author of this article, you do realize you’re patronizing a GOSSIP site, correct? It’s not CNN.

      • Myndee

        I don’t buy the video. If they’re going to pay for a baby don’t people think they can pay someone to fake being a doctor and play a recording of a heartbeat? And it’s convenient that now they post a 7 second video with a face after all the speculation is flying. Why not before now, before the due date changed by a month. And just saying my doctor held the Doppler close to him so he could read it without straining and so I could see it too. All you see is the wand and the doctor looking at her and telling her it’s 140

    • Katie

      If Kim K can send out photoshopped pics of herself on Instagram and expect us to believe that what her bod looks like, then what’s to stop Kevin and Danielle from faking a pregnancy vid on Instagram and expecting us to buy it?

    • Collegeoso

      Pregnancy is fake . She looks the exact same post -”pregnancy” . No bloating, no weight gain , slender arms and legs . Ever changing baby bump sizes , due date and awkward placed belly bump . Watch for a convenient miscarriage in the near future

      • Myndee

        Blind Gossip is reporting they’ve been calling adoption agencies on the west coast looking to basically buy a baby, and have one lined up for a million dollars. I’m so disgusted by them and wish someone would come out already and expose them. This is getting ridiculous, no one believes them

      • Nonya Bizness

        I SOOOO wish the woman whose pregnant would change her mind about selling her baby to them. I just want their charade to really be exposed.

      • Myndee

        I wish she would too! But she seems to be just as scummy as them for selling her baby. I guess anyone really can be bought. Someone from FIT magazine needs to step forward but I get they don’t want to lose their job, same with the woman from the adoption agency. I know there are privacy laws but when someone is trying to BUY a baby there has to be some kind of way around it since it’s ILLEGAL. They just disgust me so much. I miscarried and then got pregnant again and lost one of the twins and it was devastating, and for someone to just willy nilly say let’s fake a miscarriage for attention and pretend we are so distraught angers me! How disgusting can you get before you can’t look at yourself anymore?!

      • Alison

        What I don’t get is why, in 2014, an era where IVF, adoption, surrogates, etc. are very commonplace, these two dummies have to go through an elaborate charade like this.

      • Myndee

        I don’t think they want a child, just the attention that comes to celebrity moms when they announce they’re pregnant. But to get attention you have to be relevant. It’s disgusting and sad the lengths people will go to for a minute of attention.

      • Alison

        That make sense in the perverse celebrity definition of “sense,” but it’s still pathetic and disgusting.

    • Alison

      This is one of my favorite celebrity conspiracy theories.

    • dj j

      ok he first posts a video of a moving belly with no face, and now another fake hearbeat video…they are trying really hard to “prove” she is pregnant hahaha. he has a music studiio, very easy to make heartbeat added to this video. with a “fake doctor”

      • Myndee

        That’s what I was thinking! How come there are never any photos of her leaving a doctors office? Perez and a few other sites are on “Baby Watch” so someone would snap a picture you think, even if it’s just a regular person with a phone and not a paparazzi.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Agreed.

    • Myndee

      The due dates getting closer, quick go buy a baby Kevin! They seem to be pretty quiet now

    • JonasLover4Ever

      Smh. Some people will do anything for a story. Lots of guys use that phrase about their pregnant wives or girlfriends. Clearly trying to pull a rabbit out of a hat here

    • jess

      Im 8 months pregnant and i dont look like I am. My mom didnt show very much till she was 9 months. So who ever is saying they are faking it your so wrong some people dont show very much. Im a example. I look like I am maybe 5 to 6 months pregnant! Leave them alone and let them live their lives!

    • dETROITCHICK

      LOL SHE DID NOT FAKE IT OMG