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The Best Behind-The-Scenes Instagrams From The Golden Globes, With Honest Captions

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The 2014 Golden Globes were last night, and they really lived up to their reputation of being one big drunken party where TV and film stars mingle like there’s no tomorrow. The ceremony itself was overflowing with rambling acceptance speeches, Tina and Amy totally killing it, and long, long, long walks to the stage to accept awards. (Seriously, why was everyone so far away?) But what you saw on TV was only the beginning. Thanks to Instagram, we know all about our favorite celebrities’ behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

Please join us on this magical journey through staged candid shots, awkward selfies, and unlikely group photos. We’ve also provided some very honest captions to express what’s really happening in these photos. I don’t know if you know this, but we at Crushable are celebrity mind readers.

“No, Jesse Tyler Ferguson. You’ll never be as adorkable as me, no matter how high you jump. Just stop.” – Zooey Deschanel

“Psst, Laura. Diddy still doesn’t know that Downton Abbey video he did was a parody. He thinks he’ll be back on the show.” – Michelle Dockery

“Just doing research for my next photography book. This one will be all about pizza shapes in nature!” – Drew Barrymore

“Hi Megan and Nick! I know it must be really weird for you to see me with clothes on tonight. Don’t worry, I only do it on special occasions.” – Lena Dunham

“Eww, who told them it was okay to hug anyone but me? Do I need to go over the best friend code again?” – Taylor Swift

“This is a thing that cool girls do, right? Also GIVE ME AN ACTING JOB!” – Allison Williams

I don’t have anything snarky to say here. I love these two.

Julianne Moore didn’t show up this year. One redhead to rule them all! Muahahaha!” – Jessica Chastain

“Okay guys, we’re just going to have to lie down on this and let the celebrities walk on top of us.” – guy cleaning up the red carpet flood

“I’m not smiling. I’m just holding back a sneeze.” – Aubrey Plaza

“And next I’d like to tell you about these strange dreams I’ve been having. Oh, you’re such a good listener, Al.” – Cate Blanchett

“Hello, Ms. Rancic. I’m your personal champagne waiter. I’ll be getting you drunk during the commercial breaks.” – this guy

“There are free drinks in there! RUN!” – Emma Thompson

“And then Olive said, ‘Mommy, I designed a dress for you!’ Isn’t it lovely?” – Drew Barrymore

“Hey, do you think I’ll win an Oscar this year?” – Leonardo DiCaprio

“So Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a show? And people watch it and stuff? Weird.” – Max Greenfield

(Lead Photo: Instagram)

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