Since it doesn’t look like there will ever be a universal law preventing anyone over the age of 15 from posting selfies, Kris Jenner took it upon herself to post one to her Instagram account last night. Â And not just because her family practically invented the self-snapped Instagram photo. Â This wasn’t just you run-of-the-mill selfie, you guys. Â Nay, this one was taken at a 60th birthday gala for Beyonce’s mom, Tina Knowles.
I know what you’re thinking, and if you’re anything like me two things immediately came to mind: 1. Does Beyonce give amazing parties or does Beyonce giveÂ amaaaazing parties?! and 2. What in the name of Lord Botox was Kris Jenner doing at a party given by Beyonce? And not just that, but also rubbing elbows with Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson? Â I thought, at the very least, there was a universal understanding that the Kardashians aren’t actually welcome at A-list events? Â You know, kind of like how Julia Roberts wasn’t welcome at certain shops on Rodeo Drive. Â That sort of thing. Â Well, I guess I was wrong.
Wait, the longer I think about this (and my God, I’ve already spent too much time doing that) I have a third question: Where is the rest of Kris Jenner’s face? Â Either it finally melted off from too much nipping, tucking, plucking, and filling… or she sacrificed her own face to include those of the three other, more famous faces to get the most “Double Tap For Likes” on Instagram. Â Thoughts?