Something happened when Kendall Jenner turned 18, you guys, and it has nothing to do with the fact that perverts everywhere could put away their countdown calendars. No, no. When the clock struck midnight on Kendall’s 18th birthday, she immediately began morphing into her sister, Kim Kardashian. It’s true.
No, I’m not talking about her infamous nipple shot (though that’s solid proof in itself). I’m talking about the selfies, the poses, and the puffy lips. Also she just really looks like a klone of Kim. I know (from watching many YouTube tutorials) that makeup can make you look like just about anyone, but we’ve now gone beyond just mimicking Kim’s perfectly powdered brows and pillow lips. We’ve crossed the threshold into….drum roll, please…. THE BUTT SELFIE.
I spent much of last weekend talking in great length (if my journalism professors could see me now!) about 2014 being the Year of the Butt Selfie. As it turns out, Kendall Jenner took a break from fake-dating Harry Styles to snap a pic butt-to-butt with her older sister.
I don’t think there’s a single living creature out there who isn’t aware of how much Kim Kardashian loves herself, and her ass in particular (“I work sooooo hard and I’m sooooo disciplined and I just want everyone to look like meeeeee”). Going against logic and reason, I suppose I just had higher hopes for the Jenner girls, but Kendall is squashing those hopes one cheek at a time.