• Fri, Jan 10 - 2:23 pm ET

Once Upon A Time, Jay Z Was Interviewed Next To Two Women Having Sex (NSFW)

Jay Z being interviewed next to women going down on each other in 2003You know that thing where you’re being interviewed for something — like a job or an album release or a college admission or whatever — and there are two ladies going to town on each other right next to you? Well it happened to Jay Z in 1997 because yes that is a really common thing and of course it did.

His brush with this particular brand of interview-porn took place when he spoke with Luther Campbell of 2 Live Crew in order to promote Jay’s new (at the time) album In My Lifetime, Vol. 1 and they TRY TO ACTUALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT MUSIC while two ladies gyrate on and around each other in various stages of undress. Jay is attempting to talk about music and his influences and whatever while a literal muff dive is taking place right next to him, to extremely mixed results.

They never do get to really discussing the album, but under the circumstances, I’m honestly surprised that every word out of his mouth wasn’t VAGINA VAGINA MUSIC VAGINA. There are breasts flopping on his arm. There is a be-pleasured lady lying across his chest. He can barely handle it, but I can’t at all. And let’s not even think about showing this to Beyonce.

If you somehow have a higher awkwardness tolerance than I do, or walls in your office that prevent humans from peeping in and thinking to themselves, “Wow, Alexis really can’t make it through an entire workday without some ladies licking on each other”, then godspeed. Watch it as many times as you want.

Just promise me you’ll be on the lookout for the moment that Luther tries to involve the ladies in the conversation by going ”How it taste down there? It taste good?” and getting completely iced out. Listen, we all have our jobs on this set. Yours is to set up an interview with Jay Z two inches from a coupla gals oral-ing each other ’til the cows come home, and their job is to ORAL EACH OTHER ‘TIL THE COWS COME HOME. You signed up for this, for whatever reason, so you better power on through.

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  • Olivia Wilson

    The craziest thing is that this probably isn’t even the most bizarre thing that’s happened to him in his career.