I have an explanation for that sensation you’re feeling in your stomach right now. It’s part dread and part excitement, right? As if something’s about to premiere that you’re not sure if you’re gonna hate watch or love watch or just not watch? Well turns out it’s because Girls comes back this Sunday with the first two episodes of its third season. And at the same time as the Golden Globes, because who wouldn’t want to compete with the comedic stylings of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, two ladies who Lena Dunham says got her through middle school.
Lena says the darnedest things sometimes, doesn’t she? She’s always making all these quirky little comments that remind me of someone else who looks a lot like Lena, but isn’t quite her. Oh I know! It’s Hannah Horvath, Lena’s character from Girls. She says some pretty darnedest things herself, and sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.
But we here at Crushable don’t shirk from a challenge, and neither should you. When the going gets tough, the tough get…better at telling the difference between Hannah quotes and Lena quotes. And if that’s your aim, I have just the thing for you. It’s a quiz with five excerpts from each…character? (I know she’s from real life, but I still think the word ‘character’ is pretty fitting for Lena Dunham. I’m sticking with it.) And you get to take your best guess at which is which.
Oh and don’t go trying to get a clue from the photos, okay? They’re chosen totally randomly, so even if you can tell which person it is from the picture, it may or may not correspond to the person attributed to the quote. So you’re on your own, sucker! Time to take off all your clothes, dig into a cake, and get to guessing.