• Mon, Jan 6 - 1:51 pm ET

It’s A Day Ending In Y, So Obvi There Are New Miley Cyrus Nip Slip Photos Out (NSFW)

Miley Cyrus shot by Terry Richardson October 2013 5

Hello again, old friends.

Today is a day ending in Y in which hell has not frozen over and pigs cannot yet fly, so of course — of course — there are new Miley Cyrus nip slip photos out.

Pardon me if I don’t stop all the presses and throw open the windows to shout this news to the heavens, it’s just that I’ve seen this all before. Literally. I’ve seen Miley’s nipples so many times that we’re on a first name basis. I’ve come across them on so many occasions that when we run into each other at parties, we don’t even need to say hello anymore. We just fall into conversation at some point later in the night, without all those awkward half-hugs that we used to struggle through back when we did know each other as well. We’re pals.

But these NSFW photos of Miley’s boobs are a strain on even my heightened tolerance, just because they’re so varied. They’re (almost) wearing a whole menagerie of costumes, from oversize jackets to overalls to leotard-scenarios. It’s just a lot for my brain to take in. Plus, I have no idea where they came from or how they came to be, except that they’re supposedly outtakes from a shoot for You Magazine. Until we get more details, I guess I should just assume that someone has finally invented a net which they can just dip into the flowing stream (of the internet) and come up with a wriggling fish (a Miley nip slip).

And fish is great and all, and more power to you, Miley, for being comfortable bringing it home day after day. It seems to be really working for you, and I’m not trying to judge that. It’s just that I’m ready for there to be something else to eat on this table.

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  • Jenni

    As always, she’s a delight!