Fresh from their Segway adventures, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez decided to try out some wrestling moves and also their relationship for the 100th time last night. That’s right, Selena half-nelsoned her way back into Justin’s heart while we were all innocently sleeping in what we thought was a Jelena-free world. That’ll teach you to not take a motorized scooter date seriously! Ha!
In the wee hours of the morning, Biebs posted the photo below with the caption “Love the way you look at me.” I think my favorite part of the photo is the “Nooo justin plssss” in the comments section. I keep forgetting there are people out there who truly believe he’s out of her league. Whew, glad I’ve been reminded!
I imagine the conversation immediately following this photo went something like this:
“I love the way you look at me and my baby crustache, babe. I do.”
“Good. Because if we break up again and it causes me to cry in the middle of my lip-syncing, let this neck clutch remind you that I may be little but I may also be capable of choking you the fuck out.”
Maybe I’m being a little too harsh here. Perhaps Selena’s alleged illness and time-out from touring helped Justin gain a little perspective and forced him to realize there’s more to life than Brazilian hookers and vandalism. Or maybe these two just really like making us roll our eyes. The world may never know.
(Lead Photo: WENN)