Fresh from their Segway adventures, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez decided to try out some wrestling moves and also their relationship for the 100th time last night. Â That’s right, Selena half-nelsoned her way back into Justin’s heart while we were all innocently sleeping in what we thought was a Jelena-free world. Â That’ll teach you to not take a motorized scooter date seriously! Ha!
In the wee hours of the morning, Biebs posted the photo below with the caption “Love the way you look at me.” Â I think my favorite part of the photo is the “Nooo justin plssss” in the comments section. Â I keep forgetting there are people out there who truly believeÂ he’s out ofÂ her league. Â Whew, glad I’ve been reminded!
I imagine the conversation immediately following this photo went something like this:
“I love the way you look at me and my baby crustache, babe. Â I do.”
“Good. Â Because if we break up again and it causes me to cry in the middle of my lip-syncing, let this neck clutch remind you that I may be little but I may also be capable of choking you the fuck out.”
Maybe I’m being a little too harsh here. Â Perhaps Selena’s alleged illness and time-out from touring helped Justin gain a little perspective and forced him to realize there’s more to life than Brazilian hookers and vandalism. Â Or maybe these two just really like making us roll our eyes. Â The world may never know.
(Lead Photo: WENN)