You have to give Kim Kardashian credit. She spends every day actively trying to forget what it means to be a good mom, and she just keeps getting better and better at it. From demanding attention for her new bikini body to allegedly waxing her baby’s eyebrows, the sky’s the limit when it comes to Kim Kardashian doing motherhood wrong. Her latest amazing accomplishment? Sharing a photo of her baby that is actually mostly about showing off how huge her engagement ring is.
Kim chose to ring in the new year by posting an Instagram picture of North West’s hand clutching her ridiculously huge Lorraine Schwartz engagement ring. You know, the one Kanye West gave her that reportedly cost $8 million. Since we can’t see the body or face attached to that hand, it could presumably belong to a baby other than North West. I wouldn’t put it past Kim Kardashian to hire a hand double for her baby. And I suppose it could also be Kim’s hand, and the ring is just so big that it gives her baby fingers. But as far as I know Peter Jackson didn’t direct this Instagram photo, so I’m going to say this is North’s hand.
Kim would have us think she was just reminiscing over everything that happened to her in 2013 by captioning the photo, “It was an amazing year!!!” The three exclamation points really add something, don’t they? Unfortunately I’m not buying it. This was just an excuse to show off her disgustingly large rock while exploiting her baby daughter’s tiny innocent fingers in order to trick the eye and make the diamond look even more disgustingly large.
Poor North was probably just trying to do some baby-related thing like take a nap or… take a nap… or take a nap. And instead she had to hold her mother’s obnoxious jewelry so the world could be reminded that Kanye West loves her this much. Or maybe Kim was just trying to distract from the hideous hand-painted handbag he got her for Christmas by showing off something slightly more tasteful — but still extremely gaudy. Let’s just hope Kim got that ring back before North could use it as a pacifier.