Several Hot Celebrity Dads I’d Gladly Date

7. Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth Rush Photocall September 14 2013 Rome Italy

(Photo: Lavinia Fontana/Future Image/WENN)

Okay, first of all, the thing that made me fall in love with Chris is how giant he looks holding his mini baby. Well, she’s probably not a mini baby as much as he’s just so Thor-like. And secondly, everyone has to pick a favorite Hemsworth brother at some point in their lives. I simply chose the better one.

8. Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom Los Angeles California Premiere of the Hobbit December 2 2013

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I think Orlando’s a hot hot hottie. Oh, did I forget to tell you that I’m a preteen character on a ’90s sitcom? Sorry about that. Anyway, what makes him even hotter is how easy he is to divorce. I’m already feeling super chill about our split that may or may not ever happen, which I think is great.

9. Will Arnett

Will Arnett CW CBS and Showtime TCA Party July 29 2013 Beverly Hills California

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I’m still undecided about whether or not he’s a douche, so for the moment I will keep a suspicious crush on him. You know, swooning whenever he does anything cute, but then also feeling disappointed when he’s a jerk. So, just like all of my high school crushes.

10. Tyson Beckford

Tyson Beckford MTV EMAs November 10 2013 Amsterdam, Netherlands

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I’m of the belief that Tyson is not actually a human, but a piece of art that has come to life. He’s almost intimidatingly attractive so I think I’d be overwhelmed by it, but that doesn’t mean that I wouldn’t be glad to date him anyway. I’m willing to suffer in silence.

11. Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp The Lone Ranger Premiere Berlin Germany July 19 2013

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Sure, our biggest fights might happen because Johnny’s refused to even step into a bathroom for six weeks because he’s afraid a drop of water might cleanse him. But, if I’m willing to plug my nose, I’m sure we’d be magic. And I might even get a tattoo in my honor if I stick around long enough.

12. Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon Primetime Emmy Awards Los Angeles California September 24 2012

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Ladies and gentlemen, here we have Jimmy aka Jimbo aka the most adorable guy to ever do the dad. Every time he opens his mouth, I fall deeper into the hole of my obsession with him. But, you know, that’s not something I’m fighting. I’m just saying that it’s sort of dark down here and Justin Timberlake keeps shouting in his sleep. Please send help.

Now, the ball is officially in all 12 of their courts. If you need me, I’ll be powdering my nose and waiting by my rotary phone for their calls.

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    • Stacey Judith

      ‘Yes please’ to everyone except Will Arnett!!

    • Tria

      Olivier Martinez is an ugly midget

      • Jenni

        that seems to be a factually incorrect statement

    • jane

      I was with you for the whole first page…then you lost me.

      • Olivia Wilson

        Nooo, come back!

    • LadyClodia

      I’m married, so I’m out of the dating pool, but I’m not dead so I still have crushes, hah. I’ve had a crush on Orli since I saw him in the first LotR movie, and the pics I’ve seen of him with his son are always so cute. Johnny Depp is also a long-time crush. Chris Hemsworth is not usually my type, but I melted when I saw those pics of him with his baby.

      • Olivia Wilson

        Same, to the Chris Hemsworth thing! The baby photos completely did it for me.

    • gothicgaelicgirl

      feck off Beckham, sick of his mug everywhere…

    • Meredith Hirt

      Do you watch Arrested Development? Jason Bateman as Michael Cera’s Dad…yes please! Except that he’s the kind of adolescent that would have developed a crush on his father’s girlfriend after getting over the crush on his cousin so…maybe not.

      • Olivia Wilson

        I do watch it, that’s where my crush on Jason Bateman first began!

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