7. Keira Knightley
It used to be you couldn’t put down a period piece without hitting a Keira Knightley, but I guess they realized there were more British waifs in the world than they originally thought, and started branching out to them instead.
8. Ryan Reynolds
I’ll acknowledge that he did do R.I.P.D. this year, but we’re not counting that as a movie, right? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM, BLAKE LIVELY?!?
9. Anne Hathway
I’ll acknowledge that this one is mostly my fault, because I was a real b-hole about her last year when she was so overexposed during awards season. But she’s done a really great job staying under the radar, with only one small cameo in Don Jon in 2013.
10. Ryan Gosling
I know you did a couple movies this year, even though you said you were taking a break, and we all really appreciate that. I just miss you, that’s all.
11. Drew Barrymore
I guess I should’ve figured we’d see less of Drew in 2013, considering she gave birth in 2012 and has been pretty clear that women can’t have it all.
They had a really big year last year, what with all those gerbils dancing to their nonsense songs, but we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of them ever since. I guess they must have actually laughed their asses right off.
13. Tina Fey
I’m only okay with this because Tina has like twelve jillion projects in the chamber, and she’ll be back to host the Golden Globes with Amy Poehler sooner than we can possibly imagine.
14. Will Smith
Anchorman II and After Earth? You sure you don’t want a redo on 2013? Better luck next year, buddy.