On this, the eve of a new year, it’s important for us to just kind of take stock of things. You know, look around, make sure you haven’t forgotten anything, that you’re leaving 2013 with the same things you came in with, that you didn’t accidentally lose any celebrities along the way.
Because you…know that’s your responsibility right? We all have to work hard together to ensure that nobody falls off the map, or drops off our radar, or that we can’t account for their time, or anything. These are famous people, okay!?! If we don’t look out for them, who will?
So with that in mind, here are fourteen celebrities that we kind of let down this past year, and that we’ll have to work extra hard to restore to their famous powers in 2014, before we lose them for good. (I still can’t forgive myself for what I let happen to Molly Ringwald. Never again.)
1. Rachel McAdams
She was the ‘it’ girl for like five solid years, but somehow now she’ll only do the occasional movie about a lady who doesn’t know how to time travel.
My theory is that she hibernates during the winter and only awakens on the first day of every summer to remind everyone how fun ‘Call Me Maybe’ is.
3. Tom Cruise
I guess they just don’t need as many movies about renegade cops/secret agents/fathers/normal guys taking matters into their own hands as they used to.
4. Evan Rachel Wood
Jeepers, it’s like you have one baby and you’re not interested in doing cute, quirky indies anymore. WHAT GIVES.
5. Robert Pattinson
Girl, you can try as hard as you want to stay famous after Twilight, but it’s just not gonna happen now that you’re not a sparkly vampire in a high profile relationship anymore.
6. Kristen Stewart