14 Celebrities Who Fell Off The Map In 2013

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On this, the eve of a new year, it’s important for us to just kind of take stock of things. You know, look around, make sure you haven’t forgotten anything, that you’re leaving 2013 with the same things you came in with, that you didn’t accidentally lose any celebrities along the way.

Because you…know that’s your responsibility right? We all have to work hard together to ensure that nobody falls off the map, or drops off our radar, or that we can’t account for their time, or anything. These are famous people, okay!?! If we don’t look out for them, who will?

So with that in mind, here are fourteen celebrities that we kind of let down this past year, and that we’ll have to work extra hard to restore to their famous powers in 2014, before we lose them for good. (I still can’t forgive myself for what I let happen to Molly Ringwald. Never again.)

1. Rachel McAdams

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She was the ‘it’ girl for like five solid years, but somehow now she’ll only do the occasional movie about a lady who doesn’t know how to time travel.

2. Carly Rae JepsenCarly Rae Jepsen Laugh


My theory is that she hibernates during the winter and only awakens on the first day of every summer to remind everyone how fun ‘Call Me Maybe’ is.

3. Tom Cruise

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I guess they just don’t need as many movies about renegade cops/secret agents/fathers/normal guys taking matters into their own hands as they used to.

4. Evan Rachel Wood

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Jeepers, it’s like you have one baby and you’re not interested in doing cute, quirky indies anymore. WHAT GIVES.

5. Robert Pattinson

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Girl, you can try as hard as you want to stay famous after Twilightbut it’s just not gonna happen now that you’re not a sparkly vampire in a high profile relationship anymore.

6. Kristen Stewart

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See above.

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    • mrs. mitch

      …I thought LMFAO broke up?

      • elle

        They didn’t break up they took an “indefinite hiatus”. No, I don’t know what the difference is either…..

    • elle

      They are people on this list I’m super sad didn’t have anything going on in 2013, yeah I’m looking at you Keira and Evan, and people I hope to never see again cough ryan Reynolds/ Tom cruise…..and yeah it was weird because Ryan Gosling was in at least 3 movies this year but they were all so terrible it’s easy to forget come on Hollywood we can do much better for him.

    • Jessieface

      Here’s to this list including Justins Beiber and Timberlake in 2014!

    • Ria

      Drew was on TCM a lot last year, hosting with Robert Osborne. He seems in awe of her because she’s a real life Barrymore.