6. Kanye West rants all day, everyday.
Unfortunately for Kanye (and his ticket sales), his whole year has been a giant, flailing temper tantrum. From the time he angry tweeted for 9 decades about Jimmy Kimmel’s harmless joke, to the time he called out Anna Wintour for snubbing Kimmy K in Vogue, and all of the rants in between, Kanye has taken the crown for Ultimate Tantrum. Take your pick for a favorite.
7. Miley Cyrus loses her cool at the VMAs.
During her MTV documentary about her so-called movement, Miley went crazy because her car entrance to the VMAs went a little differently than she planned it. So, she cursed out the poor soul who happened to be on the other end of the phone and we all got to cringe while it happened.
8. Reese Witherspoon learns that she’s not special.
All hell broke loose when Elle Woods and her husband got arrested for drunk driving one night. And by “all hell,” I mean hell exclusively as it relates to Reese’s own mind. According to Reese’s alleged rant, the arresting officer was both “about to find out who [she is]” and “going to be on national news.” Oh, happy day! But, while she thinks that she’s so important that she should be given a little slap on the wrist for her DUI, everyone else just thought that she made a huge fool of herself.
9. Shia LaBeouf threatens a fan.
Shia is the furthest from stable, well-adjusted human, but even his fan-threatening tantrum took me by surprise. Does he realize that aside from the directors of his favorite weirdo genre of films, his fans are the only people who haven’t completely written him off?
10. Gwyneth Paltrow goes against Vanity Fair.
Gwyneth flexed her Hollywood clout when she successfully shut down Vanity Fair’s supposed exposé of her simply by whining for weeks to all of her famous friends. I swear, it was just like every episode ever of Toddlers & Tiaras, except, instead of giving her 10 jumbo Pixie Sticks, Vanity Fair just gave her a watered down article and told her to sit in the corner until it was time for Grand Supreme crowning.