7. Pamela Anderson’s Pixie
I’m really excited about Pamela’s new hair because I’ve grown up seeing her having super long platinum extensions and not much else. But then, this new Pam crawled out from nowhere and cut it all off, which is awesome. I’m not a huge fan of the specific style she chose, but she gets points anyway for diving right into it.
8. Taylor Swift’s Bob
I think this cut looks really great on Taylor, but I also feel like she (aka her stylists) need to learn some new styles that better fit the shorter length. It’s like I like it, but I don’t want to be in a relationship with it. I’m sure that clarifies things.
8. Kristin Chenoweth’s Pixie
Maybe this one’s a styling issue? I can’t put my finger on it, but whatever “it” is makes my eyes feel like the hair doesn’t suit her well.
9. Jennifer Aniston’s Bob
Jen has had the exact same hair since around the day that she exited her mom’s womb (scientists are still sorting out how), but here she is, decades later with the same hair minus a few inches. I don’t hate it, I’m just so bored of it already.
10. Jennifer Lawrence’s Pixie
I think the part of Jen’s haircut that doesn’t sit well with me is how thin the line between “nicely styled” and “accidental hair helmet” is for it. On a good day, she looks like an intimidatingly classy lady but on a bad day she emits some powerful Kate Gosselin vibes.
11. Alicia Keys’ Bowl Cut
Okay, I should clarify that this cut was fabulous on that kid who sat behind me in the third grade and wouldn’t admit to putting his boogers under the desk. This hair on Alicia, however, is making me very confused. Confused about my emotions, confused about where the bangs begin and where they end. Just so many question marks filling my brain.