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12 Days Of (NSFW) Sexual Fanfic – Smosh

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Merry Christmas! Hurray! If you’re reading this right now, you’ve already made it through eleven days of fanfic, and you think you’re ready for the excerpts on our newest victims, the Smosh guys. I hope you’re right…

Surely you know this, but Smosh is a YouTube comedy duo consisting of Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, and they actually happen to be our brother site. We cover very different stuff, though, so any time we get the opportunity to overlap, we take it!

For example, today…did you guys know there’s a ton of NSFW smut out there about Ianthony, the couple that the internet apparently wants them to be? I learned that today, that some of you guys like them just as much as we do! Except…less in a brotherly way and more in a ‘let me get my body all the way on top of you’ way. Different strokes for different Smosh, right? (I’m sorry. I’ll show myself out.)

But anyway, we put together some excerpts of the funniest, weirdest, make-out-jest slash available, and here it is for your viewing pleasure. Proceed with caution…

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The camera was set. Ian and Anthony were sat in front of it, waiting to start recording. Under the table, Ian gave Anthony’s hand a squeeze then the video started.                 “Hello, welcome to this weeks episode of Ian is bored. This is unlike any other Ian is bored we have done before. Instead of a normal episode, we are going to make an announcement.”                                                                                                              Ian felt Anthony’s sweaty hand tighter against his.                                                           “Myself and Anthony have realised, we are more than friends! We were meant to be together! And we don’t care about all you haters who will give us so much crap for this, hater gonna hate!”                                                                                                        Anthony looked at Ian for reassurance and found himself kissing the perfect lips. They held each other for comfort, the kiss so passionate, sparks flew. Their hearts opened up and love spilled out.

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Be careful! All your love is spilling out!!!

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Ian wasn’t sure what happened, but suddenly his lips were on Anthony’s, mouths open and tongues pushing together insistently, hands grasping roughly at one another, anywhere they could reach. Anthony rolled his hips up against Ian’s, and Ian moaned into the kiss, tugging at Anthony’s bottom lip with his teeth. Ian was hard already; if he was honest with himself, he hadn’t had sex in over a year, not unless a drunken blowjob from some girl in a bar bathroom counted, and even that was months ago.

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Wow, way to blow up Ian’s spot. That’s a surprisingly consistent theme in all these — how long it’s been since one or both of the guys got any.

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The kiss was soft, innocent but still filled with such passion and desire. Sparks were flying, it was like fireworks exploded inside my head. I couldn’t think, only feel. I let my heart take the lead. Switched off my brain. My body took over, lust filling every inch of it. His tounge stroked my bottom lip, searching for entrance. I slowly opened my mouth and let him in. Our tounges playing with each other and the kiss still getting deeper and more intimate. I coulde feel his hand rubbing up and down my back. I led my hand up his shirt, rested it on his bare chest. He pushed my up the wall, more rough but still gently and careful. I moaned in his mouth. I wanted him. I removed my hand from his chest and ran it through his hair. Breaths getting heavy. I started bucking my hips against his, making him groan. Suddenly I heard a cough from across the room. I broke the kiss and looked over Anthony’s shoulder.

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This is all taking place in front of the main girl’s friend Nikki, who’s standing in the room for all this bucking and moaning. FRIENDSHIP PARTY FOUL.

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Much to Ian’s disappointment, the music started to fade, the song ending. He held back a sigh of discontent and started to pull away, only to be held in place by Anthony after barely pulling away at all. He looked up in confusion, only to be met, of course, with that cute smile that didn’t seem to fade away at all. He smiled back, staring into those endless brown eyes. He suddenly realized Anthony’s face was leaning closer to his and he felt his heart skip three beats before speeding up to three times its normal beats per minute. He swallowed nervously and started leaning forward as well. As their faces drew closer, he could feel the taller male’s breath fanning over his lips. A slight shiver ran down his spine, their lips nearly connected. Just a little closer. He thought. You’re almos-

There was a sudden, loud banging coming from his door, followed by a familiar voice calling his name. Anthony? But how could he be calling his name through the door, he was right-

When Ian turned back to who he thought still had his arms around him, he found that he had disappeared.

The sudden realization of what was happening hit Ian full force in the chest, as if someone with perfect aim had thrown a dagger right into the middle of his heart.

It was all just a daydream. A hallucination. His imagination had conjured up the image of his deepest affection and tricked him with it.

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Is he a sex-ghost?!!?!?!?

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I took in the sight of his exposed torso; sculpted and lean, not disgustingly jacked up, but definitely not scrawny. It was a perfect balance. He was simply fit, he had to be for our videos as many were a fan of shirtless Anthony. I eyed the milky skin whose color was beginning to fade with the absence of the summer sun’s kiss. I reached up to brush my hands across the expanse of smooth skin.  I was a fan too, I decided. A quick flick to his nipple brought out another interesting sound from him. Not as major as that last one, that had been like the grandfather of all sex sounds.

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‘The grandfather of all sex sounds’ is maybe the most disturbing phrase I’ve ever heard.

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Within a matter of seconds both of their clothes were off and hands were roaming freely with no restrictions. It was a total battle of dominance. One moment Anthony would be on top of Ian and then the next the other way around. Finally Anthony claimed control and looked straight into Ian’s eyes. “You sure you want to do this? We could always stop now.” He said gravely. “Of course I’m sure. Would I be under you, naked, if I wasn’t?”

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A fair question.

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“You look so fucking hot in that suit,” Anthony murmured silkily into Ian’s ear.
Ian heard him inhale sharply, the abrupt sound sending shivers running down his spine; no doubt enjoying the cologne Ian had applied specially for the occasion. Anthony’s hands wandered over Ian’s body, smoothing the breast panels of his suit, cupping his ass cheeks, toying with his hair, long, skilled fingers deftly running over his zipper.
Ian rolled his head back to rest on Anthony’s shoulder, exposing the white flesh of his neck to Anthony, which quickly fell under attack to frantic nips and kisses.
He groaned as Anthony’s mouth worked at his throat, licking over the budding hickeys, tongue and teeth scratching against Ian’s coarse stubble.
“Motherfucker… feels so good,” whispered Ian, a throaty yelp suddenly escaping as Anthony rubbed his palm over the bulge fast forming in his trousers.
Anthony undid Ian’s belt and pulled down his fly. His touch felt even better through the thin fabric of Ian’s boxers, causing him to moan and swivel his hips, seeking just that little bit more friction.

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In which Ian wears a suit and is punished? rewarded? with FRANTIC NIPS AND KISSES.

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Ian struggles to get out of his shirt, suddenly too hot for it. “Hold still, idiot,” Anthony instructs, tugging at the grey cotton until it slips off of a red-faced Ian. “There…” Anthony says, staring with a look of awe and tentatively reaching a hand out to graze over Ian’s stomach.

“I need to work out,” Ian says, feeling like he needs an excuse for his too soft belly, just picturing Anthony’s own tight, flat one with abs just slyly forming. If he had known he’d be naked in bed with his best friend, Ian would have dragged his fatass to the gym a few months ago.

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Kind of a lot of negging for smut, don’t you think? Apparently Smosh fans think that Ian is an idiot who needs to go to the gym. :(

How was that for you? Believe me, I toned down most of the NC-17 stuff, because it gets a lot racier than that. So if you think you can stomach more, why not try out one of our other smut libraries that we’ve collected over our 12 Days Of Sexual Fanfic:

Justin Bieber

Ariana Grande

Twilight

Demi Lovato

Benedict Cumberbatch

Hunger Games

Taylor Swift

One Direction

Miley Cyrus

Harry Potter

Selena Gomez

Or come back tomorrow for our round-up, when we tell you what we’ve learned about each, and whose fan base gets the dirtiest. See you then!

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  • o shit

    ABORT MISSION WE’VE BEEN FOUND

  • Letícia Cavalheiro

    How I love it… I’m glad that my fanfics are in Portuguese!

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      We’ll get you next time…

    • Hayley Craig

      Google translate…ACTIVATE!

    • Letícia Cavalheiro

      Well, I’m sorry for my bad english, dude.

    • Hayley Craig

      thanks for apologizing, I really appreciate it :)

    • + Evening Breeze +

      and mine is in ESPAÑOL *high five*

  • Gaara406

    I’m not sure how to feel after reading this…

  • her7

    I’m so glad that you’ve curated these wonderful collections of sexual fan fiction.

  • tiffany1994

    I want to read the originals!

    • Alexis Rhiannon

      Feel free to click on the links, they’ll take you there!

  • Stephanie

    hi guys!