Sometimes God walks among the common people to better understand them, and what better place to do that than in everyone’s favorite place to get a bargain on floppy hats?
When a fan was so busy filming her that he messed up the lyrics of “Irreplaceable” during the singalong portion of the concert, Beyonce gave him a little talking-to about living in the moment. Put the damn camera down! You’re in the presence of God!
One of Beyonce’s most godlike qualities is that she can keep calm in pretty much any situation. That includes the moment when an audience member tried to snatch her off the stage. Sure, there was a tiny bit of fear in her eyes, but her security team was on it and she was back to performing lickety-split.
What do you get the woman who’s God? A private island where she can rule over the universe in peace, of course. And that’s just what Jay-Z did, according to reports from early this year. If anyone’s gonna get a whole island for herself, it’s Beyonce.
Earlier this year rumors were swirling that Beyonce was pregnant with her second baby, and there was even a false report about it from E! News. But then Beyonce posted a cryptic Instagram message making fun of everyone for believing it, and after that she shared a photo of herself drinking wine. We all went in the corner and thought about what we’d done.
This was seriously amazing. She didn’t even mess up the lyrics while her handlers took forever to get her untangled. I wouldn’t have been surprised if she’d just walked around with it attached to her all night.
Is there anything more godlike that this? Last week Beyonce released a surprise album and a bunch of music videos to go with it overnight. She managed to keep the recording process and the video production a secret. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Oh right, she’s God.