Ashton And Mila Attend A Wrestling Match At His Old School, And I’m Gonna Need Them To Stop Being So Cute

Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Iowa wrestling match December 2013

Never before have I changed my tune about a celebrity couple as much as I’ve changed my tune about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. When they were first rumored to be together I was pretty unimpressed. I didn’t have the nostalgia element because I never really watched That ’70s Show, and my general impression of Ashton Kutcher over the years has been that he’s an utter tool. I thought Mila made more sense with him than Demi Moore, but I still thought she could probably do better. Then I started to see them out and about together and against all odds, I changed my mind. They’re actually really adorable.

Take this weekend, when they attended a University of Iowa Hawkweyes wrestling match. Ashton used to attend the University of Iowa, in Iowa City, Iowa (Say Iowa again. Iowa.), before he dropped out to become a model and actor. They were photographed at the event by fans. Leading college wrestling score reporter Hollywood Life explains that the Hawkeyes lost to the Nittany Lions by twelve points. But you know what Ashton and Mila did win? My approval. I know Ashton didn’t really ask me for Mila’s hand in marriage, but I want him to know I’m willing to give it to him.

I just love how much they look like a real couple. They totally fit in even though they’re both stunningly attractive, impossibly wealthy celebrities. Ashton’s got his school shirt on, Mila’s rocking some messy-but-stylish hair, and they probably went out for a burger afterward. Keep in mind the burger part cannot be confirmed by anything but my dreams.

Rumors have been swirling that Milashton is engaged and/or pregnant for quite some time now. Since Ashton’s divorce from Demi Moore is finalized at last, the door is open. Go forth and be cute in wedded bliss. Or not. Really, whatever you want, you crazy kids. As long as you continue acting down-to-earth and wearing normal people clothes, I’m all for it.

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    • Ugly Duckling

      But what is going on in this picture? Is she passing a vapo-pen?!

      Because that might make them more awesome.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Not sure what she’s doing. I’m hoping she’s passing over money to buy a milkshake for them to share.

    • seymour butz

      the broad in the yellow scarf looks mightily impressed and on the cusp of narcolepsy

    • Maitri

      I’m in Cedar Rapids which is about 40 minutes north of where this happened. I think I would squee if I ever saw them out and about. Last Christmas they ate at the Red Lobster here. Makes me want to go out to eat just in the hopes of some cuteness. I’m team Milashton all the way.

      • Jill O’Rourke

        Aww Red Lobster! I love that.