Good morning, I have something for you! I don’t care if you’re still at work for one last day before your company gives you time off for Christmas, or sitting in your childhood bedroom while an aged dog pants beside you, or sprawled in your bed surrounded by various food-related items while the rain comes down outside (me), I have something for you. It’s something you can enjoy no matter who and where you are, because it’s a goddamn dance-off between two of the most adorable men on the planet: Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston. Yeah, it’s like that.
It’s not in person, because that would almost undoubtedly break the internet, but they are together on the same screen dancing to the same song, so you should still make sure you’re sitting down for it. Some genius came up with the absolute best stocking-stuffer ever and made a supercut of all the times these two were caught dancing on video and it is Just. As Amazing. As It Sounds.
I don’t use this word often, you guys, but if I may say so, Tom Hiddleston is an epic dancer. Epic. I mean Benedict is a whimsical enough guy and all, and I have a crush on his for-definitely, but he never stood a chance against Tom. He doesn’t even have enough footage to go shot-for-shot with him, so they have to repeat the same blurry YouTube performances and snippets of almost-dancing. Meanwhile Tom is shaking it every which way, giving me a complete and total ladyboner for him.
You may wanna step up your game a little, Bennybatch, that’s all I’m saying. It starts with Tom replacing you for a role, and ends with him dancing adorably on your grave with his adorable face and his adorable moves and his adorable self. JUST BE AWARE.