Start Your Day With This Tom Hiddleston And Benedict Cumberbatch Dance-Off Or Forever Regret It

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Good morning, I have something for you! I don’t care if you’re still at work for one last day before your company gives you time off for Christmas, or sitting in your childhood bedroom while an aged dog pants beside you, or sprawled in your bed surrounded by various food-related items while the rain comes down outside (me), I have something for you. It’s something you can enjoy no matter who and where you are, because it’s a goddamn dance-off between two of the most adorable men on the planet: Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston. Yeah, it’s like that. 

It’s not in person, because that would almost undoubtedly break the internet, but they are together on the same screen dancing to the same song, so you should still make sure you’re sitting down for it. Some genius came up with the absolute best stocking-stuffer ever and made a supercut of all the times these two were caught dancing on video and it is Just. As Amazing. As It Sounds.

I don’t use this word often, you guys, but if I may say so, Tom Hiddleston is an epic dancer. Epic. I mean Benedict is a whimsical enough guy and all, and I have a crush on his for-definitely, but he never stood a chance against Tom. He doesn’t even have enough footage to go shot-for-shot with him, so they have to repeat the same blurry YouTube performances and snippets of almost-dancing. Meanwhile Tom is shaking it every which way, giving me a complete and total ladyboner for him.

You may wanna step up your game a little, Bennybatch, that’s all I’m saying. It starts with Tom replacing you for a role, and ends with him dancing adorably on your grave with his adorable face and his adorable moves and his adorable self. JUST BE AWARE.

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    • Meg Malone

      Oh wow, I love everything about this. Tom Hiddleston is so cute.

      • Alexis Rhiannon


      • Meg Malone

        That smile!

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Too much for me.

    • Kathy

      Ellen DeGeneres take note – get this guy on your show and get him dancing for the ladies. :-)

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        YES. Yes yes yes yes yes.

    • Chistina

      FYI. The footage that Benedict Cumberbatch in the white shirt is a part of a video stolen
      from his ex-girlfriend in 2011; it’s at a private wedding and
      never should have been shared publicly. It’s a shame for it to be used this way. Hiddleston danced for doing Thor 2 publicity, Cumberbatch didn’t.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Oh that’s a bummer, I didn’t realize that! Well he should dance more publicly. I would like that.

    • Stacey Judith

      This is a “manwich” I’d love to be the filling for ;)

      • Alexis Rhiannon


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