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12 Days Of (NSFW) Sexual Fanfic — Harry Potter

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We’re inching ever closer to the end of our 12 Days of Sexual Fanfic, so today is officially the day that I ruin something dear to my heart – Harry PotterLike many of you, I grew up with these characters, and the most sexual things I ever thought of them doing were briefly touching lips with each other anytime a Yule Ball rolled around. I know that in the Epilogue, they all have kids, but my brain has to assume that they just popped out fully formed like Claymation blobs, because I’m not ready to think about Harry and Ron and Hermione in a sexy way.

But you know who is? Lots of people! Many of whom write erotic fanfic, putting together any number of NSFW combinations that you never would have possibly imagined. I’ve put together just a small sampling of excerpts, but just know that based on my research, any wizarding jones you might have — the internet can take care of it for you. I promise.

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“Aye, Viktor,” Oliver nearly purred, the toes and the ball of his foot coming to rest on the bulge in the other man’s pants. He used his toes to grip the other man’s cock. Oliver was really getting turned on by the power of having one of his own heroes reacting to his touch.

Feeling his cock massaged by Oliver’s toes, Viktor wished he could share those feelings. Suddenly he remembered a spell his former lover had often used. Under his breath he murmured “Reverto Sensus” and waited for it to take effect. “Feels good,” he panted, keeping his eyes on Oliver.

Oliver froze momentarily when the spell took effect, not expecting the sudden sensation. Then his smile broadened into a grin, continuing to fondle Viktor’s cock through his trousers. “Aye, but tha’s a useful spell.”

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Starting off with a bang, we have good old Oliver Wood (ha) and Viktor Krum, just giving each other foot jobs and coming up with sex spells.

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Then they both pressed against him, one to his back and the other at his front. Both Weasley twins were taller than Harry, their bodies strong and muscled. Harry shuddered in delight. Hands slid teasingly down his back, tracing the planes of his shoulder blades and the bumps of his spines. Harry found himself worried about how thin he was. Those hands reached the small of his back and then slid apart, cupping his arse and kneading. Harry moaned.

“Very responsive,” the twin behind him said appreciatively.

In front, fingers traced his collar bones then snaked down to his ribs, stopping to circle and then pinch his small brown nipples. Harry’s groans were met by knowing chuckles from both of the other men. Then those fingers continued down, over the slight hair on his belly before diverging to trace the lines of his hips. Harry widened his stance without thinking. “Yes, very responsive,” said the brother in front of him. Maddeningly, he didn’t yet touch Harry’s prick.

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And the Weasley twins apparently have some unique kinks.

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Minutes, maybe hours, later he was woken up by the feeling of someone climbing on top of him…he felt panic as whatever it was lowered it’s face to his. But no words of death or torture came, instead whoever it was pressed their lips to his urgently, moving their body sinuously atop his, making his erection flare painfully.

It’s a dream, he told himself. And a damn good one. Without thinking he wrapped his arms around the figure, holding their slim body to his as his tongue demanded, and was granted, access into their mouth. His eyes remained shut as their mouths worked hungrily against each other. His hands explored the body atop his, moving up from her slim waist, over her breasts, one tangling itself into her hair, voluminous and bushy…

“Hermione!” he pulled back with a start, looking in shock up at her.

“What, Harry, aren’t you interested in making this a very happy Christmas?”

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I had higher hopes for Hermione of coming up with a really catchy line.

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“You’re hard for me, aren’t you Potter? I said ‘fucked up the ass’ and you thought of me fucking you, didn’t you? You have a kink for talking dirty and I made you hard, didn’t I?”

Harry bit down on his lip, trying not to make a sound as Draco’s sultry voice filled his head. Everything he’d said was true, Harry was rock hard, just from a few words from his arch enemy.

“You’re rock hard, aren’t you, Harry?” Draco prodded, sliding his leg back between Harry’s.

Harry nodded sheepishly, forgetting that Draco couldn’t see him.

“I can’t hear you,” Draco hissed, moving his knee ever so slightly against Harry’s member.

“Y…yes,” he gasped at the contact.

“Yes, what?”

“Yes…you made me hard. Really, really hard,” Harry said shakily.

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Believe it or not, Draco and Harry stuff is pretty much the most common fanfic topic out there. In this one they’re boyfriends trapped in a closet and roleplaying with each other.

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The other Marauders snickered until James turned to stare at Sirius dead-on. “You can keep things from your parents or Regulus, mate, but you can’t hide anything from your family. We know something’s up. So just let it out.”

Sirius groaned, torn. He wasn’t exactly ready to tell Remus that he had somehow fallen madly, hopelessly in love with the werewolf. On the other hand, coming out would mean no more lying to the Marauders, no more lying to himself. He would be free to be wild Padfoot, once more, no more feigning interest in girls or moping around, unsure of who he really was. He knew now; why shouldn’t his friends know too?

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Sirius wants to come out as a gay werewolf, fears his friends’ judgements.

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He looked to the ground. “Do you think… Do you see yourself someday married to me?”

My heart skipped a beat. He looked up at me, worry lines creased his forehead.

“Sorry,” I began and his face looked stricken. “Draco… No,” I started again and I saw he was on the verge of hyperventilating. The last time this happened was last year when we still were trying to get over that we loved each other. “I mean, no, don’t think that I will not marry you. I will. I’m sorry, you just took me by surprise, happy now?”

His breathing slowed and he shakily sat down on the grass. “Don’t do that to me again.” He leaned against the tree and closed his eyes, trying to breathe normally again.

I sat down next to him and kissed him lightly on his lips. His hand snaked around my neck and deepened the kiss. He released me after a while and got to one knee and looked me in my eyes. Grabbing my left hand, he asked the question: “Will you marry me?”

I laughed. “Duh.”

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Hermione and Draco, just being extremely confusing and extremely non-romantic, in quick succession.

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I’m an Elf, but not a House Elf. I’m tall and have long, dark hair that I use to cover my pointed ears so I won’t get too much attention. And I have ally hess special powers, so Dumbledore gives me private lessons!

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It’s just that I need to read all of this one.

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“I told you I liked that cute little bum of yours.” He added some incentive by massaging her bum through the new soft, peach-colored, cotton knickers she was wearing.

“Well, Harry, you have all night to stop that.” She added her own emphasis by moving her leg over his.

“Mmmmm…” was his only reply. He kneaded her bum for quite a while, then stroked her bare leg over his, then returned his hand to her lower back where he started.

Ginny enjoyed this new boldness of Harry’s. The sensation she was feeling from his touches and caresses; she never thought she could feel so alive. And Harry more romantic.

Ginny shifted her knee to give her some leverage. Then she pushed off, pushing Harry onto his back, taking her with him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and snogged him silly about his neck, face and mostly his mouth, for quite some time. He responded in holding her tightly against him and doing the same when she gave him the opportunity.

When they stopped for a while and relaxed, Harry kept massaging her, from her neck, back and as far down as he could reach.

Sometime in the early morning, they finally fell asleep. Certain parts of their bodies were definitely touching other body parts.

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Did you hear that? CERTAIN PARTS OF THEIR BODIES WERE DEFINITELY TOUCHING OTHER BODY PARTS. How titillating.

Childhood tainted enough for you? Well never mind that and come back tomorrow for all the Selena Gomez fanfic that’s (almost) fit to print.

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