New Episodes Of Duck Dynasty Will Air In January, So I Guess That Whole Suspension Thing Isn’t Real

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson on the cover of GQ December 2013

New episodes of Duck Dynasty airing in January will feature Phil Robertson after all, according to a source “close” to the situation at hand, so it looks like all of that “suspension” hullabaloo was mostly for show.  Granted, I’m sure these episodes were already shot and produced prior to Phil’s cringe-inducing (at best) GQ interview, but it looks like A&E has no plans to postpone the airing of the show regardless of their decision to “suspend” Phil.

We’ve already gone into detail about the entire “Duck Dynasty controversy” (three words I know I never thought I’d be typing as the weekend editor for Crushable, but hey – it’s news), so I won’t bore you with my “liberal bias” and my own personal thoughts on Jesus Christ, but I will say that I’m not surprised the “suspension” appears to be a ruse just for A&E to cover their asses.  You know why?  Because A&E needs the Robertson family far more than the Robertsons need A&E.  They’re quacking all the way to the bank over this, folks, and the more time everyone spends up in arms over the entire ordeal, the more dollar signs the Robertsons see.  Since I personally make it a point to never feel sorry for anyone worth approximately $400 million dollars, I don’t care one way or another what A&E decides.  It’s not like the network threatened to imprison him, guys.  If I made comments that didn’t represent my employer the way my employer wished to be represented, I’d probably get shit-canned.  Why is this hard?  Ugh.

The only real burning question remaining for me? Well, since you asked (Thank you! You’re so polite): What exact passage in the Bible is it where Jesus specifically references vaginas and anuses?  I’m just wondering.  Phil Robertson has every right to express his “faith”, and I have every right to question what his genitalia preference has to do with anything Jesus said, and A&E has every right to fake suspend him.  And the entire world has every right to judge and laugh at America for focusing on something as fucking ridiculous as the fate of a reality show above all else right now.

(Photo: GQ)

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    • CrazyLogic

      I think it’s more that they already have all the episodes filmed and ready to go, and he’s been paid for them.

      Don’t quote me though.

    • Cee

      If he’s so religious, why does he care so much about guys’ anuses? I love vaginas probably as much as he does and I have never said “guy anus” or discussed it until all of this stuff. When homophobes discuss gayness all they talk about is guy anus, dicks inside dude anuses, “muff diving”..whyyy?!

      And I’m with you on this freedom of speech and work relationship. Sure people can say and believe idiotic things, but when you say them at work or are known as the face of your company, you can most certainly fired. If I said something like what he said in my job, I would get fired. You can say whatever you want, but it doesn’t free you from criticism, backlash and professional termination.

      • Cassandra Hough

        Hear, hear!

      • Emily

        These arguments also always ignore the fact that straight people have anal sex too. And not all gay people do. Lets just let God worry about what consenting adults do on their own time with their own genitalia.

      • Cassandra Hough

        Completely agree! I don’t know why that’s always the first thing homophobes go to as a defense. Such ignorance.

    • Danielle

      Maybe they were pre recorded. Anyway, I think they should find a new station that lets people freely speak their opinions.