Nothing relieves me more than plastic surgery being a real thing that people do. Not because I want to have it done myself, but because I spend most of my time being intimidated by how attractive other people in the world are, and it’s a relief to know that in some cases, that’s because they have help.
For example, take a gander at Kendall Jenner. Not in a creepy way, the way everyone did on her eighteenth birthday, but just in a normal way. That’s a beautiful girl. And if you think of her as an average human, it’s not really fair how gorgeous she is. But what you have to remember is that her attractiveness is pretty much her main concern. To the point that she spends way more time on it than I spend on mine. At least, that’s how I justify the fact that she looks like a baby angel and I look like a sleepy goblin.
And according to two plastic surgeons, time isn’t the only thing that she’s been spending on her face. She’s also been spending money and…silicone, says plastic surgeon Anthony Youn:
“Kendall’s lips look like they’ve enlarged substantially. I suspect that her lips were either stung by a bee or injected with a filler, like Juvederm. The giveaway to me is that her upper lip is larger than her lower lip. Normally, unless your name is Angelina Jolie, the lower lip is 50% larger than the upper lip. When this ratio is reversed, the lips look puffy and unnatural. Hopefully much of the puffiness we see is due to swelling and will improve within the next couple days.”
So since I don’t see any bees around, and I don’t think Kendall has taken Angelina Jolie as her married name, I’ma go ahead and assume that she got some filler, like Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian before her. Especially since that theory has been joined by yet another expert, licensed aesthetician Alicia Hunter:
“That definitely looks like filler, most likely Juvederm. Her lips look unnaturally puffy. Unless she just got it done, and there’s swelling, she got too much put in for her age, in my opinion. Juvederm is the filler of choice for lips. It comes in small and large vials, and I bet they sold her a large one, which goes for anywhere from $700 to over a thousand. They’re very puffy!”
So there you have it, guys — eighteen year old Kendall Jenner probably gets work done. I’m just relieved that we’re not all supposed to have those puffy bee sting lips naturally — that we have to buy them in a jar. VIVA LA FAKEFACES.