If you think you love Mariah Carey, you better step right off, because you and the guy in this video are about to have beef.
It’s a parody from Official Comedy of Mariah’s song ‘All I Want For Christmas (Is You)’ in which all the guy wants for Christmas is…that song. So all he wants for Christmas is All I Want For Christmas Is You. You get it. He doesn’t say whether he wants it wrapped up in a box or tied with a bow or hidden inside a cake like an engagement ring, but he’s pretty clear that it’s all he wants, so GET ON IT.
Presumably this guy is at work, but I can’t imagine he ever gets anything done, what with all the framed photos of Mariah he needs to kiss, playlists he needs to make of just the song ‘All I Want For Christmas’ over and over, parody lyrics that need to be written, and dancing that needs to be done on top of of office furniture. It’s a miracle he’s still employed at all.
Actually now that I think about it, I’d really like to work where this guy works, because it’s just a deserted office. There’s no one else there, so all you have to do is ignore this insane person for most of the day while he blasts ‘All I Want For Christmas’, snorts up candy canes off his desk and…points a gun at you when you turn off his music. So maybe not the best job. But with the right pair of noise-canceling headphones and a bullet-proof vest, I think I could make it work.