Kim Kardashian Accused Of Waxing North West’s Eyebrows, Which Is Weird Because We All Thought She’d Be Such A Great Mom

North West Waxed Eyebrows December 16 2013

Last night Kim Kardashian shared an adorable new photo of baby North West with us on Instagram. I ooed and awed and even ooed again over it. Because despite being born to the King and Queen of The Kingdom of Narcissism, she’s an incredibly adorable baby. Before we go any further into the conversation about this baby, you should know I’m a self-diagnosed Shallow Hal — meaning that I only see inner beauty. As you can imagine, it’s both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because I’m able to see beyond all that crap that you normals get stuck on, like baby bumps and photoshop fails. A curse because Gwyneth Paltrow literally looks like goop to me. And if you’ve ever seen goop, you know how harmful looking it in the eyes can be for your soul.

So anyways, being a Shallow Hal meant I looked at Nori’s photos this morning and saw an innocent child, basking in the glow of her mother’s love ….for publicity. However the rest of the internet looked at the photo and saw perfectly shaped eyebrows. Too perfectly shaped eyebrows. Sure God throws us the occasional miracle, but would he really throw it at a baby’s face? I don’t know. I’m a celebrity blogger, so I’m about as far away from God as you can get. Therefore, I’m never the one you should come to about celestial matters. (But may I recommend Upworthy to help you with that? Rumor has it that have a syndication deal with Heaven.) However I will say that I can maybe, sorta see where people are coming from with their waxcusations.

While I wouldn’t put it past Kim Kardashian to wax her baby’s eyebrows before a photo shoot, I also wouldn’t put it past Kanye West to kill her for touching that baby’s face with hot wax and ripping out her hair. And then to refuse a lawyer during his murder trial and defend himself by saying #ALLDISRESPECTTOKIMKARDASHIAN over and over until he wins.

(Photo: Instagram)

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    • Jennifer

      I never had any respect for Kim. I live in the Hollywood Hills and I see her so much to the point where she doesn’t matter. With that being said, I wouldn’t take anything past her. She’s known to go overboard with things for the publicity.

      • brebay

        you sound ignorant. “so much to the point where?” It’s put anything past her, not take….how many houses do you clean there?

      • Johanna

        Hey now, just because you don’t like what she said that doesn’t give you the right to call her ignorant. At least she used consistent capitalization in her comment.

      • Jennifer

        I mean all I missed in my post was one comma, and I overused one expression.

      • Jaclyn

        You definitely get the “Bitchiest Commenter on the Internet” award today. Congratulations, and next time you might want to use correct punctuation in a sentence calling a stranger ignorant.

      • Samantha_Escobar

        Look, I’m all about obnoxious proofreading, but you should probably utilize correct grammar yourself.


      • v blackwell

        What’s wrong with cleaning houses? Are you too busy criticizing to do a little cleaning yourself? Jennifer probably didn’t proof read. Or maybe she typed it the way SHE says it. People don’t have to adhere precisely to a saying! Tsk Tsk

      • Jennifer

        I was actually walking towards the car with bags in my hand and dealing with my son at the same-time. I laugh and walk away at those who talk the most trash on the web all while hiding their faces like cowards.

      • Jennifer

        To be honest with you, I don’t clean houses. I am a Director of Credit Management at Charles Schwab, so I have no need to clean for anyone. Oh and by the way, your grammar needs some correction or are you writing that message while you clean?

      • Keisha Kogalniceaunu

        I never knew you cleaned houses Jennifer? lmbo

      • TeeTee Major

        I agree Jennifer!

    • brebay

      She’s seen Kanye, right?

    • seriously people

      It’s called photoshop.

    • Fuzzy ‘n Broken Mirror

      Baby could use a liposuction around the face.

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Ah yes, a perfectly normal thing to say about a baby.

      • Fuzzy ‘n Broken Mirror

        Tummy tuck couldn’t hurt :D

        (I’m being facetious)

      • Alexis Rhiannon

        Hahaha oh good, perfect.

      • Frances Locke

        Girlfriend (babyfriend?) needs some hair extensions too. STAT.

      • NyteShayde

        Don’t give her any suggestions!!

    • NyteShayde

      Her eyebrows haven’t been waxed. You’d see a far larger definition between brow hair and skin. I’d say she may have been photo shopped a bit to get rid of the normal baby unibrow

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    • Cole Yie

      I know she’s crazy and fame w#ore but I don’t think she would do that to her own child.
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