Dating in Hollywood is hard. Being married there appears to be even harder. At least according to the ten hundred divorces that go down each and every year between couples who I really thought could make it. After reading depressing break-up news day in and day out, it gets harder and harder to believe that true love exists out there. In fact, if it weren’t for these 9 beautiful couples, we would give up completely. So here’s to them and the hope they’ve given us this year!
1. Adam Brody and Leighton Meester
(Photo: TRY CW/WENN)
If we’re not the women to take Seth Cohen off the market, it might as well be Blair Waldorf. These two lovebirds debuted as a couple about six months ago. And then they swept us off our feet last month when they got engaged. The only question now is if the CW or FOX will host the reception. Also if their (hopeful) baby will inherit Sandy Cohen’s famous brows.
No 2013 couples round-up list would be complete with these two egomaniacs on the list. Sure we’ve poked fun (with daggers) at them throughout the year, but at the end of the day there’s something oddly sweet about them. Like Kanye really believes that Kim’s talented. And that puts the awww in awwwdorable.
3. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard
These two kids better have a king-sized bed. Because once I figured out where they live and where they keep their spare key, I’m moving into their bedroom with them. Not only are they raising their brand new baby out of the spotlight, but they’re also proving that you can get married for love and not for the People cover. So please, if you have any extra kudos laying around, mail them to this couple.
4. Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
How about these two fuckers? And I do mean that literally. Not an interview went by this year where they didn’t mention their tendency to bang like bunnies. While they kinda made me want to retch, they also kinda made me happy for them. Two inexhaustible sex drives = one happy marriage. (Fingers crossed)
5. Allison Brie and Dave Franco
(Photo: (Tonnessen / Steinberg / PacificCoastNews.com)
Okay fine, these two didn’t make me believe in love as much as they made me believe in secrecy. They dated for TWO years before anyone really knew. Like if you had asked me last year if Alison Brie had a boyfriend, I would’ve put on a sad face and be like, “nooo, and I don’t know why because she’s so great.” But as you now know, I would’ve been 100% wrong because she’s been dating someone for like ever.