Lindsay Lohan is penning a tell-all book about her life and recent experiences, and I don’t know about you but I’m signing up to pre-order for this mess on Amazon when the time comes. Â Sex! Â Drugs! Â Boy bands! Â Face-punching! Â Drunken Dr. Phil appearances! Â The possibilities for chapter names are endless, folks. Â If “sources” weren’t reporting that this book was being filmed for Lindsay’s docu-series on OWN–and therefore sanctioned by Oprah Winfrey herself–I’d have a hard time believing this to be fact. Â But alas, Lindsay was seen meeting with a “well-known literary agency in New York” and has allegedly received plenty of publishing offers already because, sadly, this book would probably wind up on a bestseller list.
Apparently while Lindsay was rehab-hopping earlier this year, she had time to jot down her innermost thoughts in a series of journals which will now serve as material for her book. Â Thoughts like,Â “My mom was banned from Radio City Music Hall today for getting drunk and pretending she’s still a Rockette”Â andÂ “How many members of the Hilton family could I have punched?”Â andÂ “On October third, he asked me what day it was. Â I said ‘It’s October third.’”
I kid, I kid. Â I’m sure the book will be filled with far more futile details than those. Â Seeing as this book is told by Lindsay about Lindsay, I’m willing to bet readers will be given more fiction than fact. Â That being said, sign me up for theÂ Mean GirlsÂ chapter… I’m hoping she finally reveals whether Rachel McAdams really does look like a British man without her hair.