I’m not certain what the official dating waiting period is for normal folks when divorcing, but apparently for the Kardashians (and also my parents – ooh, that’s awkward, sorry) it’s nonexistent. At least, that’s what the rumors would have us believe when it comes to Khloe Kardashian – rumored to already be hooking up with baseball player Matt Kemp. Because she’s really the only tolerable Kardashian, I’m skeptical.
As everyone knows, Khloe
dropped a super secret awesome album while everyone was sleeping yesterday filed for divorce from Lamar Odom yesterday and since that was just a hair over 24 hours ago, the internet is abuzz with rumors that she’s now dating Matt Kemp (whose name I don’t know as a baseball player, but vaguely recognize as someone who dated Rihanna a few years ago). Adding fuel to the metaphorical Twitter fire, he posted this pic of the Kardashian Khristmas tree with the caption, “Best time of the year!! It’s gonna be a Cali Christmas this year.”
Since he’s a newcomer to the Kardashian Klan (and only an alleged one at that), we’ll forgive him for the severe lack of the letter “K” in his post. I can’t say the same for Kris Jenner though, who no doubt is somehow involved in the orchestration of this new, rebound fakelationship. According to “sources”, Khloe and Matt have been concert-hopping all over town recently, listening to the sweet soulful sounds of John Legend and Jay-Z.
Regardless of whether these rumors are true, at least Khloe Kardashian has one validating truth to help soothe her broken heart: she was married to her basketball player longer than 72 days. And also we just like her more.