There’s nothing more exciting in the entire world than celebrity conspiracy theories. NOTHING. From whispers of Illuminati connections to surrogacy rumors to fullblown fakelationships, I love it all. Or I should say, I’m IN love with it all. If celebrity conspiracy theories grew arms, legs and enough cognition to recognize that a woman should make as much money as a man, I’d marry them.
But my love life’s neither here nor there right now. Today we’re talking about Harry Styles, December 7th and everything in between. Earlier this week we discussed the fact that Harry Styles continues to enter into relationships that he’s far too good to be. People toss around all kinds of ideas about upcoming albums, proposed reality shows and even his sexuality. But like the money in the middle of the table at the end of a large group meal, none of it adds up.
Well, what we’re about to discuss today won’t clear anything up about this fakelationships. In fact, it will only complicate things further. Much further. But that’s okay. Because once we lay all the facts on the table, we’ll able to start figuring things out. It’s like a puzzle, but more exciting because we’re playing with people’s lives.
So with no further ado, let me introduce you to The Harry Styles December 7th Conspiracy Theory.
December 7, 2011:Caroline Flack December 7, 2012:Taylor Swift December 7, 2013:Kendall Jenner Management we c u. pic.twitter.com/KhmFS54tVd
— ✝ (@GUCCIWIFII) December 7, 2013
Yes, you read that right. Harry Styles stepped out of a hotel with a woman for the past 3 years on the exact same day — December 7th, for those of you who are slow on the uptake. First Caroline Flack in 2011, then Taylor Swift in 2012 and finally, Kendall Jenner in 2013. What does it mean? Everything. Also nothing. While it could easily be a hint about a worldwide conspiracy that will slowly unravel and reveal the truth about who really runs the world, it could also just be a coincidence. Or even more depressing, an inside joke between his publicists. “Let’s mess with his fans,” they probably cackle as they make the hotel reservations, “they’ll make something out of nothing.”
In grand conspiracy theory conclusion, be on your guard. Anything’s possible here. Nothing’s too wild for your imagination — so let it run wild. Preferably in the comments section.
P.S – same place, same time, same discussion next December 7th?