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Come One Come All To Gaze Upon Lady Gaga’s Artistic Pubic Bush (NSFW)

Lady Gaga scorpion breast close upI have pretty high expectations for Lady Gaga‘s weirdness factor, and not a single one of them was let down by her recent cover shoot for Candy Magazine, which styles itself, appropriately, as ‘The First Transversal Style Magazine’. Whatever that means.

But anyway, Gaga pulls zero punches on its cover, hitting pretty much every single one of the wackadoo buttons we’re accustomed to seeing from her. Mustache? Check. Two differently sized and shaped eyebrows? Check. Joker mouth makeup? Check. Scorpion on the nipple? Check. Everything seems to be accounted for, just business as usual.

Except today, business is a little further downtown than we’re used to. Lady Gaga had only just worn her brand new pair of hand panties at that shoot from a few months ago, and already it seems like she’s lost them. I can’t imagine where she left them lying around, but there’s no question that she’s not wearing them in this photo. And I know that because HOLY HELL I AM LOOKING AT FULL BUSH.

I hope you’re ready for this photo, because it is most definitely NSFW, unless your work is observing and categorizing the various choices that ladies make to adorn their parts with luscious strands. HERE IT COMES.

Lady Gaga nude bush Candy Magazine cover December 2013

So now you’ve seen it. Do you feel better? Better than you expected? Worse? Call me crazy, but I kind of figured Gaga for a ‘bare is beautiful’ type of gal. But I guess that’s not edgy enough, so she had to grow it out a little bit. I should probably be grateful that it’s not in cornrows, but just give her a month or two and she’ll get there.

(Photo: Candy Magazine via dlisted)

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  • Jill O’Rourke

    I’m glad you mentioned the eyebrows. Those are freaking me out almost as much as Tilda Swinton’s centipede brows.

  • m

    Is that what’s considered a bush nowadays? Oh dear, I guess my unshaven lady parts would shock many Americans (not that I would be showing that off).

  • stevesharkman

    i love the bush!
    hair is what real women wear.